when your butthole gets all wet and slippery and you have to ask jesus to take the wheel because your homeboy is coming over and you already know you boutta get dicked down good
andy: “bro, no homo or anything but i love the feeling anal driving gives me”
paul blart: “oh yeah bro, no homo but i know how you feel”
paul blart: “oh yeah bro, no homo but i know how you feel”
by paulblartisbigpapa July 24, 2017
Get the anal drivingmug. Trying something that you've recently bought for the first time, e.g. "test driving" a pack of caffeine pills bearing the brand "Tombocantuxin" to keep you awake whilst staying up late doing mountaining college assignments
I just got a pack of Tombocantuxin caffeine pills, so I'm going to take them for a test drive tonight while I finish my college assignments and see if they really help me stay awake!
by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025
Get the test drivemug. by The Dearth June 29, 2021
Get the Tarmac the drivemug. Driving past a pedestrian and ejaculating on them from inside your car. Usually as a form of revenge.
by Loaft June 9, 2018
Get the Drive-by Toaster Strudelmug. by Submarine crew August 7, 2014
Get the madrid drive bymug. by yyuuhh April 26, 2021
Get the test drivemug. Canadian slang originating from Truro, Nova Scotia. Meaning "goodbye", "cya later" and/or "safe travels"
Person1: This was a good call, have a good day everyone
Person2: Take care everyone!
Person3: Drive safe!
Person2: Take care everyone!
Person3: Drive safe!
by yoloswaggmoney March 21, 2024
Get the Drive Safe!mug.