Work Brain

The clumsiness and forgetfulness you start to feel at work when you are stressed or tired. (Usually happens near the end of a 8 hour or longer shift.)

Ah damn I dropped another plate, I've got a bad case of work brain.

by CoffeeBean2 April 12, 2023

Brain stain

Information now in your head that you don’t want to be there.

Caitlyn Jenner’s performance on The Masked Singer left a brain stain.

by La Vraie Princesse January 17, 2023

Brain power

The thing we use to drive a flea around a hair strand

Pete: hey can i play kill a human being with you

Ronald: lol no you have the brain power of a pineapple pizza

by PaintedAcorns June 30, 2021

Brain Catacombs

The dark storage of all things absorbed in Taylor Allderdice

You're reaching to deep in the brain catacombs for me to function.

by 7h3o June 9, 2023

Elliott Brain

a person that makes a joke that backfires on them.

yeah you shouldnt joke about death you "Elliott Brain"

by impostsus May 27, 2021

Brain damage

The thing that all dream stans, 2+ hours on a day twitter users, homophobes, tiktok users, karens and her kids have.
Mostly caused by lead in the air, fatherless childhood and using cigarettes, alcohol and drugs durring pregnancy.
If they are man and have a symptoms from above. they probably never had a touch of a woman that wasn't their mother.
And if they're a woman, they're actually a goblin in disguise.

Person1: Are you a twitter user?
Person2: Yea?
Person1: How long per day?
Person2: 23 hours.
Person1: Alright, so you have brain damage!

by Mean-bean-machine May 17, 2022

Brain Shart

A brain fart immediately succeeded by verbal diarrhoea.

Becca's brain sharted when she exclaimed "I just had a massive shit in the shower"... she meant toilet.

by rugdealer October 6, 2022