wet willy jr.

when a baby slobbers all over their pacifier or finger and inserts it into an unsuspecting person's ear.

Omg! The baby totally just gave me a wet willy jr.!!!

by tonys*gurl83 November 06, 2011

Rac Em Willie

A person that is of mature age, homeless,and has crackheadish affiliation.

Damn that dude lookin in the garbage is a fuckin rac em willie

by T.Clay January 25, 2010

Willy Waving Contest

Description given to an all male Tory leadership contest, where the candidates try to impress voters at conservative hustings by trying to out do each other by trying to be bigger and better than each other on all subjects.

They may be impressive at hustings, but the general public find it sad and embarrassing

"Boris and Hunt have turned this leadership contest into a Willy waving contest" - Emma Barnett, BBC 5live

by Charno July 02, 2019

The Wand/Willy Game

when your reading harry potter out loud and everyone gets bored, so you spice it up by saying willy instead of wand everytime its mentioned :D

Harry took the willy. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the willy above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework...

"I'm bored, shall we play The Wand/Willy Game?"

"Dude, best wand/willy game EVER!"

by LottieMoor March 05, 2012

Willington willy watcher

The Willington willy watcher. Can often be seen frequenting local water closets.

How marra that's a big 1"said the Willington willy watcher"

by Hewmarra2 February 11, 2021

steam boat willy

giving a 69 while you backstroke on the water

you and me can head back to the pool and we can do the steam boat willy

by dr.doppio October 27, 2021

arabian wet willy

A wet willy with shit on your finger instead of saliva.

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by Klahvubo December 15, 2013