top princess

A top princess is a top who likes to be courted, spoiled and live a soft life. However, he is still the protector.

I knew he was a top princess because he wanted to be the little spoon after breaking my back in.

by Topswhotwerm November 11, 2022

Top Twat

Someone who thinks that because they’re in a different position to you financially/within society that they are better than you

*Random person walks in*
Guy 1: Who’s this Top Twat?
Guy 2: Don’t worry about them, they just think they’re better than others

by @itsbobpod June 13, 2019

Love on top

Putting someone semen or female ejaculation on your face

Put my love on top of your face

by Tony Lucas July 26, 2022

Waffle Top

When a fat chick wearing a bikini gets up out of her beach chair and her love handles have the imprint of the chair resembling a waffle

Dude. Gross. Check out the waffle top on that one.

by Unkum March 11, 2019

Top penny

someone who is your top priority and who they will forever be the person who makes u smile when you’re down and brings luck to your sight. also know and a Top Tyra :

A tyra is a shy person when u meet at first but once u get to know them they vv loud and out going. they have a big heart and can make anyone laugh.

she’s my top penny, she’s to special to loose and i’m lucky to have her.

by the loser no one likes July 31, 2019

Top that rank

when you're closer to a person than someone else.

Person 1: someone keeps spreading rumors about me to my boyfriend.
Person 2: Your boyfriend probably won't believe her anyway.
Person 1: but it's my boyfriend's best friend that keeps spreading rumors,
Person 2: So, you top that rank, your his girlfriend, that person is just his best friend

by Anonymous102894814 July 16, 2013

Top Bugger

top bug-ger

-adjective

Splendid or magnificent: a top bugger performance by the team.

The best bum sex you've ever had.

"The Jean Tinguely exhibition at the Tate is top bugger."

OR

"That pint was top bugger."

And so on and so on.

by Jacobson Flint November 20, 2009