Karen

A woman, typically with hair cut short on one side and hair down to their neck on the other, who thinks they are above the law and is unnecessarily mean to employees of stores or restaurants or members of the police. They are generally either insecure or extremely self-centered, and you should avoid them. They are really toxic people and not very good friends. They might also be quite racist or LGBTQ-phobic.

"Hey, look at that lady screaming at that cop!"

"What a Karen!"

by an_absolute_idiot February 4, 2021

Karen

Each *Karen* character is worthy of a good time. She's the ideal candidate for a shower for two. She's often busty and blonde and has fake tits.

Anyone who meets her will automatically ask her for her Instagram and buy her a free cappuccino.

Thus is the magnetic resonance of such an individual. She reminds one, in such as way of the stone magnetite.

Person 1

I'm waiting to see if Karen walks in through the door flippantly ignoring reason and social morays again.

Person 2

Can I watch?

Onlookers

We wouldn't be so jealous if K didn't have such grande l'oranges if y'all know what we're digging at.

UFO

Waiting to abduct K for space probing and prompt return to gym for further bodily functions

Local garden maintenance team

Karen is the only one for me, but, no me, no me *#$#& *queue fight scene with gardening tools.

by NunceBolger February 26, 2022

Karen

The middle-aged white lady at a low-budget store (think Walmart) who mistakes you for an employee, then threatens to "have you fired" when you won't do your job. The only way to stop her is by calling Security or the police and having her physically removed from the store.

Yesterday a Karen thought I worked at the store where I was stopping and wanted me to do HER shopping. When I refused she started screaming and Security had to drag her sorry ass out the door and ban her for life!

by dhjohns February 26, 2022

Karen-on-the-spot

When you’re making out with a Karen at a music festival, and she takes you to the nearest johnny-on-the-spot to have sex, only to leave you standing there, blue balled, questioning your life decisions.

I thought for sure I was getting laid at the concert tonight, but this chick pulled a Karen-on-the-spot on me.

by Mypseudonympho August 18, 2022

Karen

An entitled inconsiderate bitch.

A Karen would say "l let me speak to your manager!"

by cheeseyaaaaaaassss April 16, 2022

Karen

Toxiccccc

Karen is toxic asf

by Jackkinntheecubee December 31, 2019

Karen

A "Karen" is a person that thinks their opinion matters more than everyone else's, and enforces their civil liberities and rights regardless of anyone else's that they may trample. A Karen voices their opinion in the firm belief that they speak for the entire group (if there is one involved), and is certain that Freedom of Speech also entitles them to freedom from consequences of said speech. Karens are steadfast guardians and operators of the Rumor Mill; engaging in, subtly encouraging, and frequently fabricating gossip whilst simultaneously denying any culpability when found guilty of doing so. The Masculine term, when the need to differentiate gender arises, is a "Brad".

"No, Karen. Parking in the handicapped spot isn't 'okay as long as no one is using it'!"

by Amisare Waswere August 4, 2020