ex boyfriend

an ex boyfriend is someone you hang out with and get peer pressured to have sex with.

an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.

an ex boyfriend breaks up with you because you didn't want to give him head

an ex boyfriend gets what he deserves by smoking to much weed and getting erectile dysfunction now nobody want him.

my ex boyfriend is a cunt and a absolute dick

by r.i.v May 09, 2023

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National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Fuck them on this very special day!

Person 1:Hey dude guess what.

Person 2:What?

Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

by gwagwazk November 01, 2022

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weed boyfriend

The guy or girl you like to smoke weed with more than anyone else and the person you smoke bowls and share munchies with

Sarah: We smoke together everyday and I love hot boxing his car and he lets me be the DJ
Andrea: Are you dating?

Sarah: No, he's just my weed boyfriend

Kate: I'm going to go rip bowls with my weed boyfriend on 420. Who needs Valentine's Day?

by Snoopyyaasss March 06, 2016

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shrimp boyfriend

A shrimp like boyfriend is a man that has a desirable body but an ugly face.

That guy is so hot but he has a butterface

He's a shrimp boyfriend

by CheeseFingerGuy May 29, 2024

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National Give Boyfriend A BJ

December 9th

You just have to go on ur knees and suck on it till he Cums
Hey it’s December 9th

And?…
You have to give me a bj till I cum it’s National

Okay I’m on my way baby

It’s National Give Boyfriend A Bj just do it

by Gnffg drubdgg December 01, 2022

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