Jacob Michael Thomas

My beautiful boy.

Extremely caring, loving and strong. One of the best, funniest, smartest people out. Love him absolutely shitless, she's gorgeous inside and out.

Person- ' I wish I had a guy like Jacob Michael Thomas '

Me- ' HELL YEAH YOU DO '

by LIL LLAMA July 9, 2014

Oswald Harvey Jacobs

A smashing young fellow who is often known as the "ladies man"
He works on wall street, he runs multi-million dollar companies, is a movie star, and is a politican, what doesnt this man do.
Oswald Harvey Jacobs doesnt take no for an answer, and he can often be found wearing a suit and tie at all times

You see that guy with the 3 girls locked on to his arm, well hes an Oswald Harvey Jacobs, I'd kill a man to get a date with him.

by aycramaba January 18, 2010

jacobs step stool

a jacobs step stool is a jacobs ladder but for a small penis

did you hear what i was just told my friend told me her man went to get a jacobs ladder but when the guys at the shop seen his penis they just laughed and said its too small for a jacobs ladder to be put on so they gave him a jacobs step stool instead

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 2, 2009

Jacob

A really gay and tall faggot that is also really dumb

"That kid just ate a brick and is beating his meat in the corner."
"Oh, that must be a Jacob."

by 13;ic3vp1;3f;i1 May 14, 2019

Jacob

This person is tall and mysterious when you meet him, but when you get to know him he is a funny, kindhearted,passionate, out going person. When he does something wrong he usually laughs it off. He is handsome, cute,and hot. If you are his friend he will never let you down. He always has your back. He'kk treat you like a brother and a sister. If you are his lover. He will love you with all your heart. He will never make you sad and he will never hurt you purposely. Sometimes he might let go so you won't get hurt. He is a good soul and a good person all around. You are truly blessed if you meet this man and even more blessed if you are his lover.

Isobel: have you heard of the new kid

Max: Jacob, yeah he's the best person I know

by Never forget me February 26, 2019

Jacob

A lowdown kicker ass women little sissy and love being gay

Jacob loves being gay marriage

by Queenxbee May 17, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is a really outgoing character. However, he will make fun of you because your short, even though he is super freakishly tall and has gross sausage fingers.

yo its Jacob.
He always makes fun of me because i'm 5'4.
UGHHHHHH!

by ilovesausage;) March 1, 2019