Fat chick: Want to grab a drink with me tonight? *eats big macs*
Man: No thank you, ma’am.
Fat chick: Wow you give off such small dick energy. You must be a virgin.
Man: Ma’am I’m here with my wife and kids, please leave us alone.
Man: No thank you, ma’am.
Fat chick: Wow you give off such small dick energy. You must be a virgin.
Man: Ma’am I’m here with my wife and kids, please leave us alone.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022
Get the Small Dick Energymug. The result of placing leeches on your penis to cause lack of erections and shriveling of the penis causing the penis to look pale and scared. this practice originated from texas in 2003 when homosexuals wished to hide their erections when they saw men.
"Dude, I saw a rotting hot-dog yesterday and it looked like a zombie dick."
"I dont want to go in that lake, i'd end up with a zombie dick".
"I dont want to go in that lake, i'd end up with a zombie dick".
by killfags42 April 7, 2009
Get the zombie dickmug. a cute play on "bros before hos" but considering girls are all pretty shitty friends to each other with fake responses and perpetual shittalking, the phrase is useless.
Beth: Hey Sara, dont worry, Todd is such a serious jerk, you deserve so much better than him. Btw omg that dress looks so cute on you!
Sara: Aw thanks beth, that really means a lot.
Beth: Totally, girl. Chicks before dicks!
(ps Beth is fucking Todd)
Sara: Aw thanks beth, that really means a lot.
Beth: Totally, girl. Chicks before dicks!
(ps Beth is fucking Todd)
by Genghis901 December 20, 2012
Get the chicks before dicksmug. Refering to someone who is constantly an asshole and makes others deal with their actions. Specifically male Karens, Chads, and people with big trucks and toxic masculinity.
Person 1: Look at that dude. He's acting like he's all that and more. I bet he treats his girl like an object.
Person 2: It's giving Little Dick Energy....
Person 2: It's giving Little Dick Energy....
by cottonmouth3000 February 11, 2022
Get the Little Dick Energymug. While scoring with my new girlfriend, I was surprised by her husband. I was forced to do some hard dick fighting to save my life.
by Breckul July 19, 2009
Get the Hard Dick Fightingmug. A unit of measurement to see how much something sucks . Something sucking 1 out of 10 dicks is nothing , But if something sucks 10 out of 10 dicks you know its bad.
E.G
<Person A>: AHHH i broke a nail
<Person B>: Pfft that only sucks like 1 out of 10 dicks.
<Person A>: I got hit by a bus ....
<Person B>: Dude , that has gotta suck at least 8 out of 10 dicks
<Person A>: AHHH i broke a nail
<Person B>: Pfft that only sucks like 1 out of 10 dicks.
<Person A>: I got hit by a bus ....
<Person B>: Dude , that has gotta suck at least 8 out of 10 dicks
by Gazmanic January 13, 2009
Get the Out of 10 dicks.mug. by IAmJesusHoe December 11, 2019
Get the National Dick daymug.