Speedo Man

A man that is a strong swimmer and wears a Speedo with complete confidence.

He lives his life on his own terms and isn't afraid to stand out, especially when it comes to comfort and functionality.

Don't bother trying to body shame or tell him about being modest, his confidence is indestructible, he sees through the lies...

I think I've spotted a Speedo Man. I'm so jealous, I wish I was as confident as him, wow he's a really good swimmer too.

by Leo Fitzgerald January 15, 2024

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Man-Man

Man-Man is the name given to young ghetto-dwelling boys with violent tendencies. Typically caused by a lack of support from family or poor education. These men are usually referred to as future convicts and drug dealers.

Don't ever fight no nigga named man-man. He goin rock yo shit.

by Noatl January 15, 2024

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Moth Man

A guy who is always looking to spread his wings and seek the light in any given situation.

“Omg Cristina! Did you see Matt playing the guitar by the fire? He’s such a moth man!”

by ItWillNeverGetOld January 15, 2024

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The CarX Man

Ah, yes, the legendary CarX man, he can be one.

He will fucking fix your car, got some issues with squeaking brakes? Fuck that shit! The CarX man gives you lifetime brake warranty! He gets ALL car repairs, inside, outside, human organs in your trunk.

Just call CarX, from brakes to batteries, to oil to engine repairs! He fixes it all and right! Shannon needed a quality oil change she needed the right price, the CarX man offers FULL SERVICE OIL CHANGES! TOP QUALITY AND EASY ON YOUR WALLET!

Rattle rattle thunder clatter boom boom boom! Don’t worry call the CarX man!

by greengalaxio January 15, 2024

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