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Floppy man ranch

This term describes a man or tranny with a small soft dick. Another man pours ranch dressing on it and sucks the dick till he has a boner if he does not get the ranch dressing off before the man has a boner, he will get gangbanged by four other guys.
Hey bro what's up? You look super tired! "Just got done getting gangbanged by some Mexicans because I suck at the floppy man ranch challenge."
by Čârtêr August 31, 2014
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manned-out

the transformation of a young male's youthful appearance into an older male who looks around the age of 30 and older.
Jason, 28 years old, realized he had manned-out when his pic to a 23 year old on Craigslist was returned with the following message: "Can't you read? No one over 30!"
by Omar and Jason April 6, 2007
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A Man Of Culture

Kevin: "Man check out this girl's feet!"

Steve: "ah I see you are also a man of culture"
by Spingebob February 12, 2023
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Lappy Man

Slang.

Offensive to males.
Subserviant like a dog/Homosexual/male dancer
Yo, go sit down lappy man

Go back to your owner lappy man
by Dedhedtattoos September 13, 2022
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Iron Man

by EthanFergusontheGREAT May 12, 2024
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Fangman man

A term used for greatness, importance or similar beer pong legend.
You are a fangman man
by Pinkplayboibunny_69 January 9, 2022
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Nah, man, I'm just...

Doing exactly what you're accusing me of...
*Person A walks up to Person B and starts obnoxiously jabbing them with to their elbow*

What the fuck?

What?

You're jabbing me with your elbow.

Nah, man, I'm just... Rolling my shoulder, man. I think I pulled a muscle.

No. You did it on purpose.

You can't know that! You can't read my mind.

Ok... Why did you have to walk up next to me to do it? You could have don't it over there. And you expect me to believe you had know way of knowing you were going to elbow me?

Well.... Um.....

Exactly. I don't have to read your mind. I can ask you two questions and now we both know exactly what happened just now. I mean, you're basically retarded. I doubt there would be any thoughts for me to read if I could.

You wouldn't hurt a guy with a disability would you?

....................

Please?

................
by Hym Iam September 27, 2020
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