eat shit dog turd

A phrase used to try and offend somewhen when fighting but really do not want to fight.

When billy bob yelled at jim bob,jim bob said, eat shit dog turd.

by bob michallison January 2, 2005

St. Patrick's Day shits

Anytime someone has an unusually green shit. Such an act is likely to take place the day after St. Patrick's Day because of the high amount of green food dye consumed.

Dude 1: Wow, I dont know what I ate yesterday, but I had a mad case of St. Patrick's Day shits this morning and got it all over the bathroom wall.
Dude 2: Holy shit! It looks like Gumby exploded in the your bathroom!

by Lionel Matson April 6, 2008

testicle shitting rectal wort

someone who is completely despised,and or a bitch of some sort of extreme measure

mommy there is a testicle shitting rectal wort in my window

by darth cooper February 19, 2010

shit and dick and ass and fart

A pithy phrase once uttered in moments of extreme displeasure when one was about thirteen years of age and growing up in an affluent suburb of Sydney

shit and dick and ass and fart! I just lost a game of Subbutteo against Richie's less popular elder brother, Stevie.

by MrChimper April 25, 2011

tre word dat shit

to "tap dat ass" thus the tre word. getting some... used to describe a girl you would bone the piss out of.

damn i would tre word dat shit
ya i would bone the shit outa her

by fishyman January 17, 2007

The shit that killed michael jackson

Similar to the shit that killed Elvis, only more variety and larger amounts.

Street pharmacist- I got that anesthesia, painkiller, sleep medicine, roofie and reds combo 1,2,3,4,5 punch. That's the shit that killed Michael Jackson dude.
Consumer- Damn yo you sure that's just gonna get me high and floaty?
Street pharmacist- Michael Jackson's doctor gave him the same thing, it ought to do the trick.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

ESA (External Shit Annihilation)

When you take a shit and you, quite literally, annihilate the shit by beating the shit out of your shit.

Mike: You wanna go ESA together bro?
Jack: Yeah after we finish munging.
Mike: Hell Yeah! ESA (External Shit Annihilation) is the best!

by MaleVeronica July 25, 2018