Tubby Tummy Fuck

Verb. When a morbidly obese chode lathers up his gut, folds it into a roll, and slams it down onto his own cock so that he can fuck his own tubby tummy. This depraved act requires a mirror or spotter so that the chode can find his chub, this is a necessity because his massive gut blocks his line of sight to his lower body. Once the stiffy is located and inserted into the tummy pussy it is a race against time to reach climax as the incredibly force of the stomach smashing against the testicles creates intense pain.

Hey, can I borrow that tub of vasoline?

Sure. What do you need it for?

I'm gonna tubby tummy fuck myself tonight.

Aw, that's nasty. You chode!

by Vera Daniels March 20, 2010

Mexican Butt-fuck

A drink made up of Half Red-wine and half Jose Cuervo. The usual after effects the following day are excessive diarrhea and burning of the anus.

friend: so how was that mexican butt-fuck last night?
you: i now know why they call it that...

by pueblo sanfrio May 3, 2011

Fiddle Dee Fuck

What Scarlett O'Hara would say if "Gone With The Wind" were made in the 21st century instead of 1939.

Mammy: "If you don't care what folks says about this family, I does. I has told you and told you that you can always tell a lady by the way that she eats in front of folks like a bird, and I ain't aimin' for you to go to Mr. John Wilkes's and eat like a fieldhand and gobble like a hog."

Scarlett: "Fiddle Dee Fuck!"

by J-Wi June 17, 2010

fuck salad drunk

Becoming drunk to the point of anger or easy irritability at items around but not related to the source of anger.

the first recorded use of the term "fuck salad drunk" was when a drunk man sat down at a restaurant with some friends, and ordered food. when the waitress returned he asked where his steak was. she said it was on the way soon and set down his salad, that came with the meal. he exclaimed "fuck salad!" and smacked the dish from the table, yelling "i want my steak!". the term spread from there to include all forms of over inebriation.

by hurricane boxstep May 2, 2010

Down the fucking road

When someone quits or is fired suddenly. They may also have their time cards, office or badge labled with the acronym DTFR.

Why does Mike's time card have DTFR on it?

Oh, he did not show up for his shift so the supervisor marked him as "down the fucking road"

by edguyer February 24, 2009

bum fuck north

a place so removed from society, that they literally bum fuck city folk

as seen in the film deliverance
they went on a camping trip to bum fuck north

by basil1604 December 18, 2008

Stop fucking swearing

A response to people who ask you what your mother would do if she heard you cursing.

Student: What the fuck is going on with the lights cunt?

Teacher: What would your mother do if she just heard you?

Student: She’d tell me to stop fucking swearing!

by STOpfuckingswearing February 15, 2019