Florida man

A Florida man is a man who was born in Florida and commits the most devious crimes possible.

Have you heard of that Florida man who claimed the 3 needles stuck up his ass wasn't his?

by local floridian man January 11, 2023

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Dishwasher Man

A man who is easily put in the dishwasher. A stubborn angry little short man who acts very tough but secretly has a massive mommy kink

Alex from Clockwork Orange is prime Dishwasher Man. He acts tough but would cry if I insulted his Funko pop collection in front of his friend. Prime scrubbing down material.

by Yenolegal January 13, 2023

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Penis Man

A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.

Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!

by Broman memedude April 6, 2023

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man

Person born with a penis between the legs.

That man is an engineer.

by Quardisplay April 6, 2023

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When a boy inserts his big girthy cock into a woman’s brown tight soon to be roast beef pussy and then rubs his nose all over here shitty asshole and then puts it on wellas left asscheek and then finishes with putting eggs excretions on her right asscheek.

I want to give you a big big boss man later tonight.

by Dirtyboy_69 April 6, 2023

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The Rock Man

THE ROCK, MAN, WHO HAS BEEN WRONGED BY A CARELESS BLONDE IDIOT WITH A CONCERNING LEAGUE ADDICTION.
CURRENTLY SEEKING REVENGE.

I AM COMING FOR YOU, POLE.

The Rock Man
"Damn, that polish lady really stepped on those rocks."

"Oh shit, that's Rock Man's family, she better be careful, he is one badass rock."

by therockmanwhoiscomingforblondi April 9, 2023

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