Vsco girl

The most basic bitch there is. She will wear tons of Scrunchies, oversized t shirts, Nike shorts, crocks and will have a hydro flask. She will think it’s funny to say and I oop but it’s really not so shut your Burt’s bees lips bitch! Her laugh is like ”sksksk and I oop and I oop” if you see one of these girl RUNAWAY and AVOID they may cause a seizure from all the sksksk.

Friend #1 : “was hanging out with Jessica yesterday and she kept on trying to suck my dick with her hydro flask”

Friend #2 “oh cool dude she’s a real vsco girl”

by OoOoOdaddy September 22, 2019

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dick's girl

A girl who is sweet but just got out of a serious relationship with jerk and now she's been a jerk to him for everyone to see

People need to get off her back and remember she's a dick's girl

by starr48 March 18, 2016

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porcupine girl

A woman who has as many weiners sticking out of her as shes had stuck in her.

Hey is that a porcupine girl?

Yea cant you see all the dicks sticking out of her?

by nick469 December 5, 2013

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A bigger girl

What overweight/fat chicks call themselves on dating profiles to try to make it sound like they aren’t overweight/fat, as if the person viewing their profile was unable to tell based on the number of chins they possess.

Similar presentation to people with gambling addictions who say they don’t have an addiction, they just REALLY enjoy it and need to do it to stop themselves from going completely insane and can stop whenever they want.

My hobbies include skipthedishes, watching tv, and numerous other hobbies that all involve sitting and doing nothing and eating. Oh, by the way, in case you couldn’t tell, I’m a bigger girl.

by anonymous February 22, 2024

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