butthole man

(To the tune of Macho Man by the Village People)

BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! IM GONNA FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!

Man 1: I’m looking for a strapping bloke to stimulate my prostate this evening….
Man 2: Well brother, I think we can make some magic happen, because I’m a BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! I’ll FUCK N’ FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!

by Treywinmag November 7, 2023

Moon man

da best doom mod.....

i like killing niggers in the moon man mod!

by xXxEmoGiirliie666xXx November 9, 2023

The White Man Did It In One Week

When a clapped ass white guy is dating the finest Asian woman alive.

"HOLY SHIT BRO YOU SEE KYLE'S GIRLFRIEND?"

"ONG BRO The White Man DID IT IN ONE WEEK"

by Bernardo is comp at soccer November 9, 2023

The Hat Man

The Hat Man is only seen after taking sufficient amounts of Benadryl. He usually stands in the corner of your room and watches you.

I can't take Benadryl anymore because I owe the hat man money.

by Pteryo November 12, 2023

Marty's Man Catcher

A device used to catch men by the dick, usually chopping it off. Sold at the pawn shop seen in the Jackbox Party Pack game, Junktopia.

Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200."
Max: "What does it do?"
Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200 :)"

by firefox098089 November 13, 2023

Marty's Man Catcher Excess

Excess from Marty's Man Catcher, usually shaped into various balloon animals. Sold in the pawn shop in Junktopia.

Max: "Marty's Man Catcher Excess"
Max: *complete silence while presentation plays*

by firefox098089 November 13, 2023

Little Man Syndrome

Little man syndrome is where you are so short no woman wants you.

An example would be Talus height 5’1”. No one has ever seen him with a woman therefore he has Little Man Syndrome

by Not your bc November 13, 2023