Established in 1991, an accredited distance learning university. The university offers PhD’s, Master’s, Bachelor’s and other degrees.
by Nevermind2Day January 16, 2009
Get the Capella Universitymug. by LiterallyHim(PatrickBateman) December 15, 2022
Get the Hustler's Universitymug. An adult daycare in the north-east of Scotland oddly enough within the city of Aberdeen yet separate. An ad-hoc collection of buildings and properties from various centuries and architectural styles as needs/fancy demanded. The medical school is by necessity an acceptable provider of education and knowledge, the rest of the facilities cater to the shiftless bored offspring of parents with enough money to send their progeny off somewhere away to avoid the real world for a few more years. The staff are nice enough if not wholly interested in educating their charges, and the university prides itself on it's status in the realms of research due to it's mediocre provision of any actual teaching.
An 'ancient' university that lives off of the prestige it claims from just happening to have been around a good while, and attracts new fee payers via hawking it's post-medieval architecture which recalls a Harry Potter theme park in some passing manner.
Apply here if you're more interested in a vaguely known and moderately respected university name on your degree where the programme of study won't be very challenging but you'll have plenty of time to go out drinking and do other things with your time relatively stress-free.
See Robert Gordon's University for an Aberdeen based tertiary education that while not as glamorous, will be more challenging and practical.
Authored by a graduate of the University of Aberdeen.
An 'ancient' university that lives off of the prestige it claims from just happening to have been around a good while, and attracts new fee payers via hawking it's post-medieval architecture which recalls a Harry Potter theme park in some passing manner.
Apply here if you're more interested in a vaguely known and moderately respected university name on your degree where the programme of study won't be very challenging but you'll have plenty of time to go out drinking and do other things with your time relatively stress-free.
See Robert Gordon's University for an Aberdeen based tertiary education that while not as glamorous, will be more challenging and practical.
Authored by a graduate of the University of Aberdeen.
"You know, I'm actually prepared for the real world just because the University of Aberdeen has made me so bored of the uni bubble world I can't wait to leave and do something else!"
"I hear you, once our tutor gave us 10 pages of material to read and someone in the group actually cried because they couldn't go straight to Qizmat before spending a whole afternoon at the Bobbin then off to Belmont street on a pub crawl."
"I hear you, once our tutor gave us 10 pages of material to read and someone in the group actually cried because they couldn't go straight to Qizmat before spending a whole afternoon at the Bobbin then off to Belmont street on a pub crawl."
by AU-grad April 22, 2013
Get the University of Aberdeenmug. Probably one of the biggest joke schools in the country. Rich white people send their children here so they can tell their friends they are in private school. These children spend four years taking high school level classes and partying to the point of needing a transplant before graduation (or dying, both have occurred).
"Oh, you go to Elon University? Good luck finding a real job."
"If you don't value your education and really really liked high school, Elon University is definitely for you!"
"If you don't value your education and really really liked high school, Elon University is definitely for you!"
by Former Phoenix May 21, 2007
Get the Elon Universitymug. McGill is the dumping ground for kids that got rejected by better American schools.
McGill students are usually unbelievably pompous for getting into such a unimportant and inferior Canadian public university.
With 32,00 kids barely supported by a meager endowment and scanty staff size, you would be better off to save your money and go somewhere closer by.
There is no money in Canadian athletics. If you're good, you go to the U.S. If you're shitty, you play for free at McGill.
Bottom Line: play intramurals somewhere close by.
McGill students are usually unbelievably pompous for getting into such a unimportant and inferior Canadian public university.
With 32,00 kids barely supported by a meager endowment and scanty staff size, you would be better off to save your money and go somewhere closer by.
There is no money in Canadian athletics. If you're good, you go to the U.S. If you're shitty, you play for free at McGill.
Bottom Line: play intramurals somewhere close by.
Chad: Hey, I got into McGill University.
Dave: Wow *sarcasm*... So what U.S schools rejected you?
Chad: All of them.
Dave: I thought so...
Dave: Wow *sarcasm*... So what U.S schools rejected you?
Chad: All of them.
Dave: I thought so...
by THEtopGUY May 16, 2010
Get the McGill Universitymug. When you have graduated college its impossible for you to disguise pornography in a casual undetectable manner, therefore a new definition must be used. Therefore when you go to university you can "graduate" from college files to university files, or if the need arises when you have a job, it can be work files.
Hey Lee, you should see these new university files I have to study. They are really mentally stimulating!
by Steven B 87 October 2, 2008
Get the university filesmug. the place where magic happens.
Jack: You wanna go to the alternate universe?
Dave: Why?
Jack: Cause that's where all the magic happens.
Dave: Why?
Jack: Cause that's where all the magic happens.
by vashill April 5, 2020
Get the the alternate universemug.