turd burglar

One who burgals turds.

That turd burglar snuck into my bathroom and stole my turds!

by moonsorrows August 17, 2009

Turd Festival

A yard that is almost completly filled with canine feces. Almost like a collection.

Stephanie- "Fuck, I stepped in shit!"
Jeremy- " Steph, you really need to start watching where you walk outside."
Amanda- " Yea, cus its nothing but Turd Festivals out there!"

by Amandasue0186 June 22, 2010

bitch turd

A phrase used in a derogitory manner to describe an idiot or a retard.

Chris: Hey Tom, I had that wrench in my pocket the whole time you were looking for it.

Tom: Awh you fuckin bitch turd!

by JMikieJ August 2, 2007

Turd-Worm

the worm like shit plug extruded from the end of the penis when you go to take a leak after a long night of butt-sex.

"Honey, come look at the size of this turd-worm. Want to go fishing?

by john humphammer March 21, 2008

Turd-monkey

1.
a complete idiot.
someone who is practically dumber than a loaf o' bread
2.
A meanie

"Frag You!"XD

"Oh, you turd-monkey!!!" >:O

by prep-hater :DDD yaaaa October 17, 2008

toilet turd

When someone goes to the bathroom and *cough* leaves a turd in the toilet with out flushing causing the room to start to smell.

Person #1: Aw man whats that smell.
Person #2: Toilet turd, someone forgot to flush

by Spaz-tastic December 6, 2003

Turds With Friends

Playing the popular online game Words With Friends....while going to the bathroom.

Everytime I go to the bathroom, I bring my cell phone so I can catch up on my Turds with Friends games.

by albman February 29, 2012