Turd-Worm

the worm like shit plug extruded from the end of the penis when you go to take a leak after a long night of butt-sex.

"Honey, come look at the size of this turd-worm. Want to go fishing?

by john humphammer March 19, 2008

bitch turd

A phrase used in a derogitory manner to describe an idiot or a retard.

Chris: Hey Tom, I had that wrench in my pocket the whole time you were looking for it.

Tom: Awh you fuckin bitch turd!

by JMikieJ July 01, 2007

Turd Festival

A yard that is almost completly filled with canine feces. Almost like a collection.

Stephanie- "Fuck, I stepped in shit!"
Jeremy- " Steph, you really need to start watching where you walk outside."
Amanda- " Yea, cus its nothing but Turd Festivals out there!"

by Amandasue0186 June 21, 2010

turd burglar

One who burgals turds.

That turd burglar snuck into my bathroom and stole my turds!

by moonsorrows August 18, 2009

Turd-monkey

1.
a complete idiot.
someone who is practically dumber than a loaf o' bread
2.
A meanie

"Frag You!"XD

"Oh, you turd-monkey!!!" >:O

by prep-hater :DDD yaaaa August 26, 2008

toilet turd

When someone goes to the bathroom and *cough* leaves a turd in the toilet with out flushing causing the room to start to smell.

Person #1: Aw man whats that smell.
Person #2: Toilet turd, someone forgot to flush

by Spaz-tastic December 06, 2003

Turds With Friends

Playing the popular online game Words With Friends....while going to the bathroom.

Everytime I go to the bathroom, I bring my cell phone so I can catch up on my Turds with Friends games.

by albman January 30, 2012