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what the cow, man?!

a replacement for cursing that can be said in mixed company. 'cow' can replace almost any curse word, including shit, fuck, cunt, among others. see mothercow.
starrk: rebecca black is like the best evaaarrrr!

Bonzo: what the cow, man?!
by bonzo970 July 11, 2011
mugGet the what the cow, man?!mug.

How big is a cow

Ur mom is How big is a cow
by wuyitruywrteuwyerti May 28, 2021
mugGet the How big is a cowmug.

Flaming Reverse Cow

When you stick your penis into hot candle wax and perform the sex position known as Reverse Cowgirl while the hot wax is still on your penis
Last night I gave Riley Brown Flaming Reverse Cow
by Kenny Wescott February 5, 2020
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Strategically Placed Cows

These are cows(as in the animal we eat)that have been placed by cattle ranchers strategically on large ranchlands to fertilize their fields. Also known as SPC's.
Look at all the Strategically Placed Cows, they're really doing a great job of fertilizing large expanses of Albertan prairie.
by astoriastory March 10, 2007
mugGet the Strategically Placed Cowsmug.

butt cow boy

so how do you feel about you son being a butt cow boy
by henry December 14, 2003
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Mad Cow Disease

A legitimate medical term for the symptoms of P.M.S.

A woman with Mad Cow Disease is referred to as a mad cow.
Matt, "Thanks for taking me to the indian casino to play poker tonight. I had to get the fuck away from my wife before she drove me nuts."

Jeff, "You're welcome. I knew you needed it. According to my calender she's got mad cow disease this week."
by dooshkanew August 23, 2009
mugGet the Mad Cow Diseasemug.

orange cow pat

A black lady's fanny with ginger pubes

they are often on fat blacks and at night time all you can see is orange they look they look like a terry's chocolate orange
Dude:I hate black chicks

Dude 2:Yeah they mostly have orange cow pat

Dude:Dude

Dude 2:yeah

Dude:ewwww
by biker6676 February 12, 2013
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