Goons

Ass(booty)

“Damm she has goons”

by Big pepper June 10, 2018

Goon

Lots of definitions but in the UK means, muppet, idiot, sucker(US)

used to tease someone in a joke/flirtatious way

Eg. Him: “nawww your so cute uno x😍”
Her: “haha ur such a goon X”

by Yosupfam September 9, 2018

Gooned

To castrate one's self and remove their own genitals

He gooned himself in the pain olympics, now he's a eunuch

by zer0ofTime March 19, 2022

Goon

To make a foolish mistake.

How many times do you goon a day? Around 6-7.

by arch btw #67 September 27, 2025

goon jockey

somebody that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually cheap wine purchased with social security monies.

That prick is a goon jockey.

by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025

james flick onion goon

when james goons onions aggressively fall out of his booty and willy

james flick onion gooned everywhere

by goon maxer November 21, 2024

goon squad

the homeless coons on dayz who are known for talking hella shit then failing miserably

yo you see what happened to goon squad?

nah what happened?

we wiped there shit then gave it back, then took it again.

by white_supremacy445 April 2, 2022