What people who can't be wrong, mistaken, or told anything say when any of the listed things happen to them.
Jill: I don't think that I should have to pay taxes, the government doesn't do anything for me.
Bill: What about roads, bridges, public schools, your mother's health care,.............?
Jill: That doesn't come from taxes.
Bill: Yes, it does, I can show you.
Jill: Who is this talking to me? You're not making any sense. I don't recognize this person.
Mother: You're an alcoholic, I found three bottles of hard liquor in your house.
Son: So what? You have twelve.
Mother: All you do is drink all day long. Why don't I have any grandchildren? All of your friends are married, and people are starting to talk.
Son: Well, I don't care what people say.
Mother: All you do is embarrass me. If you weren't drinking all of the time, maybe you'd meet a nice girl and settle down.
Son: I have two jobs! I work all of the time, and I'm trying to stay afloat! Sometimes it's nice to come home to a drink. For that matter, you should know, since you drink five or six martinis a night!
Mother: Who is this talking to me? You're not making any sense. I don't recognize this person.
Bill: What about roads, bridges, public schools, your mother's health care,.............?
Jill: That doesn't come from taxes.
Bill: Yes, it does, I can show you.
Jill: Who is this talking to me? You're not making any sense. I don't recognize this person.
Mother: You're an alcoholic, I found three bottles of hard liquor in your house.
Son: So what? You have twelve.
Mother: All you do is drink all day long. Why don't I have any grandchildren? All of your friends are married, and people are starting to talk.
Son: Well, I don't care what people say.
Mother: All you do is embarrass me. If you weren't drinking all of the time, maybe you'd meet a nice girl and settle down.
Son: I have two jobs! I work all of the time, and I'm trying to stay afloat! Sometimes it's nice to come home to a drink. For that matter, you should know, since you drink five or six martinis a night!
Mother: Who is this talking to me? You're not making any sense. I don't recognize this person.
by Billiamthegreat May 26, 2013
by giveahoot_dontpollute August 27, 2017
Lindsay: There was a hands up don't shoot rally over in Mt Vernon last night
Keith: Yeah, I saw. A bunch of hipsters and gangbangers finally found some common ground
Lindsay: There was a shooting. One of the protestors shot another.
Keith: Does that mean there's going to be another rally tomorrow?
Lindsay: No, the guy who got shot was white
Keith: Yeah, I saw. A bunch of hipsters and gangbangers finally found some common ground
Lindsay: There was a shooting. One of the protestors shot another.
Keith: Does that mean there's going to be another rally tomorrow?
Lindsay: No, the guy who got shot was white
by FriendOrFlake November 26, 2014
Wearing pants or jeans in a way that they don't reach all the way down to the ankle. Usually worn by nerds who don't have long pants. A shorter version of the phrase is Don't T
Nerd: "My mom made me iron my pants, now I look so cool without wrinkly pants."
Joc: "Seriously dude! You're wearing don't touch my ankles, LMAO!"
Joc: "Seriously dude! You're wearing don't touch my ankles, LMAO!"
by 0mikey0 July 17, 2009
This Victorian phrase means 'don't lie to me'. In the 1800's, it was common for dog salespeople to try to pass mutts off as pedigrees. This is supposedly the origin of the phrase (which was popular until the 1870's).
“You think I'd believe that you're a wizard who's also the cousin of royalty and Bill Gates' twin brother? Don't sell me a dog.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
The act of raising somebody's hopes with an erroneous claim that makes the speaker look foolish. This claim is made with good intentions but is so faulty that it utterly fails to affect the general mood positively. In many cases the result of pumping somebody's grundle is negative.
Ex1:
LeRoy: Aw shit, that shorty over there, she's fine as hell. I'd hit that like a piñata on cinco de mayo!
Marcus: She's FUGLY homey, don't pump my grundle, she's just nasty...
LeRoy: Aw shit, that shorty over there, she's fine as hell. I'd hit that like a piñata on cinco de mayo!
Marcus: She's FUGLY homey, don't pump my grundle, she's just nasty...
by SxLaughter August 07, 2010
1. If I'm minding my own business and you do something to get me in trouble.
2. If I'm doing something wrong and you get me in trouble.
3. If you're doing something wrong and I know you'll get caught, because you're an idiot.
Also use "Don't put yourself out there.", "Don't put yourselves out there.", "Don't put her out there.", "Don't put him out there.", "Don't put them out there."
2. If I'm doing something wrong and you get me in trouble.
3. If you're doing something wrong and I know you'll get caught, because you're an idiot.
Also use "Don't put yourself out there.", "Don't put yourselves out there.", "Don't put her out there.", "Don't put him out there.", "Don't put them out there."
I'm a celebrity and you take an unflattering or illegal video of me and post it online. I'll say, "Don't put me out there." Then I'll call my lawyer.
by DontPutMeOutThere May 19, 2011