Thunder flakes

Someone so obsessed with race that they become racist

They are being thunder flakes discriminating against that group

by Thinking yeti March 27, 2021

Give someone your thunder egg

To make love to someone. Derived from the similarities between the geode-like rock called a "Thunder Egg" and male testicles.

Braniel decided that after a long third date of watching the extended cuts of the Fast and Furious franchise (as well as Hobbs and Shaw), he would ask to take Delilah back to his apartment and give her his thunder egg. It was a good night to Give someone your thunder egg.

by Lord Scottish April 16, 2021

Brazilian thunder monkey

you sit on the ground then your lady friend takes your feet and locks them behind your head stands on her hands facing away from you then repeatedly slams her ass and vag into your face

hey Tim how did you get a black eye the wife hit me with the Brazilian thunder monkey last night

by jigglebit April 16, 2021

Brazilian thunder monkey

when a male sits down and a female does a hand stand and repeatedly slams her vag into his face while she is also trying to tie his dick in a knot with her mouth.

last night was insane my girl Brazilian thunder monkey me all night.

by jigglebit April 19, 2021

Tobias Thunder Thighs

Tobias Thunder Thighs is one of the most exquisite being to walk the Earth.
He is basically like a god with the most powerful, muscular, brawny, sturdy, strapping, hefty, burly, robust, fit, athletic, vigorous, rugged, impregnable, impenetrable, inviolable, and unassailable thighs in the Omniverse.

"Whoa look at Tobias Thunder Thighs!
Did you ask him out yet?"
"Sorry did you say something? I was too busy looking at Tobias' Thunder Thighs."

by miminoto April 30, 2021

Thundering longhorn

When you’re making a sexy time and you yell “stampede” and 5 or more of your buddies jump out of the closet naked

“Hey baby, you ready for a thundering longhorn? STAMPEDE!!”

by Z3RO_LAS May 9, 2021

thunder blanket

1. When you let loose a rumbler under the blanket.
2. A Queen fart under the blanket.
3. A weighted blanket that doesn't let farts out.

My dog makes sure I get a thunder blanket every night.

by ChanManIndy May 15, 2021