An attractive and promiscuous girl, small enough to fit in one's pocket. In times of need, she can be removed from the pocket, when she becomes a waitress, by adding a tray, an apron, a socially unacceptable temper, and, potentially, a drug habit.
by Guillaume Levert March 2, 2008
Get the pocket waitressmug. by Ilovemesomeme February 17, 2006
Get the hot pocketmug. The condition caused by excessive drinking the night before; handing over too many twenties resulting in a pocketful of small change. To qualify for pisshead's pocket the amount of change must add up to more than £10 (as displayed by Mylo the Don on any given Saturday morning. This may be abbreviated to pisshead's.
by Seanipops April 16, 2004
Get the pisshead's pocketmug. A full grown adult man, of diminutive stature (not a dwarf) usually in good shape, sometime even handsome, but always too short for a tall girl. Ironically, they are attractive to taller women.
by Victoria B April 4, 2006
Get the Pocket-Manmug. 1."Scratch teh insied of my NATURE'S POKET!"
2."Yo, bch'azz! I stuck dat blow in my fuckin' nature's pocket. Pry it out b4 the po-po comes rollin'."
2."Yo, bch'azz! I stuck dat blow in my fuckin' nature's pocket. Pry it out b4 the po-po comes rollin'."
by Cylyk November 5, 2002
Get the nature's pocketmug. Much like pocket sand, pocket LSD is a pocket based self defense system.
While pocket sand relies on you throwing the small particles of sand into an attackers eyes, pocket LSD can be thrown at any exposed skin, as LSD is active when applied to skin.
Given that LSD has an extremely low active dose (50+ nanograms), any visible amount will be several hundred to several hundred thousand doses.
This means that your attacker will go from trying to steal your iPhone to losing his ego/control of his bowels in seconds
While pocket sand relies on you throwing the small particles of sand into an attackers eyes, pocket LSD can be thrown at any exposed skin, as LSD is active when applied to skin.
Given that LSD has an extremely low active dose (50+ nanograms), any visible amount will be several hundred to several hundred thousand doses.
This means that your attacker will go from trying to steal your iPhone to losing his ego/control of his bowels in seconds
Chill dude: I was on the metro the other day and some guy pulled a knife on me.
Sweet bro: Damn, that's fucked up. What happened?
Chill dude: Oh, it wasn't a big deal, I had my pocket lsd. I dosed him, then convinced him I was god and rode him to work.
Sweet bro: Damn, that's fucked up. What happened?
Chill dude: Oh, it wasn't a big deal, I had my pocket lsd. I dosed him, then convinced him I was god and rode him to work.
by ya boy c dove February 8, 2013
Get the Pocket LSDmug. The money/change you find in your wallet, purse, pocket or even handbag that you forgot you had.
Money you have discounted as spent but is still in your possession.
Seems like an addition to your wealth when rediscovered.
Money you have discounted as spent but is still in your possession.
Seems like an addition to your wealth when rediscovered.
by Huuyi January 21, 2010
Get the Pocket Profitmug.