Jason

The smallest and most minute being in the universe.
Wow i cant believe jason has grown so tall hes almost 3cm.
by 87cydhyr May 29, 2022
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“hey did you here about jason?”

oh yeah, the slow kid right
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jason is a fruity punjabi whos very smart and caring but also VERY SLOW. hes also lowkey whitewashed bc he eats omelettes and doesn’t eat rotia. he can make spaghetti sandwiches omelettes rice and noodles BUT NOT A SINGLE ROTI 🥱🥱 he is not dry bc he’s a sexc punjabi munda that has flavor 😳 and he sends u weird indian gifs bc he’s freaky😳😣😱 furthermore his haatha are extremely veiny which is also sexc 😳😳
jason ena sexy lagda eya 😳😳
by fucking.ur.phanji August 08, 2022
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A "Jason" is a very smart person. Though he may seem to be pretty weird and quirky, he is actually a very sweet and caring boy that will stop at nothing to make his close relationships feel loved. Someone that often seems very happy, but can be very very sad when alone. He translates his sadness into love and affection towards his loved ones even when it is hard to do so. Jason has a big penis.
Whoever is called Jason is basically great. Date a Jason.
by PabloPotato November 22, 2021
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Jason Is the type of guy that thinks he’s good at sekiro but he’s not
Oh Yeah “Jason” Yeah he sucks at Sekiro.
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Whoah, he fucked a furry? Is his name Jason?
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jason is the funniest person in the room, always the smartest, very hard to guard, always grinding in the lab, smells like lucious roses, when he has hair pulls all the milfs, everyone loves jason
Milf 1,”Omg is that the unit Jason!?!?”
Milf 2,” Yes he’s soooo hot”
Milf 1,” Let’s have him spot our next set 😏”
Milf 2,”I agree!”
by milfslayer49 April 13, 2022
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