Kitty Puss

when one of your favourite teachers, Donny Huckel, tells you about his cat, kitty puss
"PLEASE DONNY! TELL US ABOUT THE ALMIGHTY KITTY PUSS PLEASE SIR!"

Said the children
"Oh Okay Fine, Kitty Puss is Magical! He Ran Onto The Road And Didn't Even Get Hit!"
Said Donny
"WOOOOOW!!"

Said The Children
by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 05, 2021
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kitty bird

cat and bird
hi kitty bird!
by 3v6h5vhw5t March 26, 2021
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California Kitty Box

When you and your significant other live in a camper and can’t afford dinner you reach in the litter box grab a couple turds and fry them for dinner.
Babe we are broke let’s get some California kitty box.
by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 25, 2022
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Ding-dong Kitty

The PG word for sex. “Ding-dong” is for dick, while “kitty” is for pussy.
“Yo! I just had sex!”
“Hey dude, my baby sister is here, cool it.”
“My bad. I just had a ding-dong kitty!”
by sumurbendickshinairy February 25, 2021
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Scurvey Kitty

Someone who is so disgustingly dirty, white trashish, nasty ass, greasy that it makes you go baahhhhh
Katie hasn't showered in three days... She's such a scurvey kitty.
by cungry November 03, 2009
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