pink cream puff

A girls vagina that has been filled with wiped cream by inserting the tip of a wiped cream can into her and squirting it out
Dude that girl over there has a pink cream puff
by Thebigdude April 24, 2011
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backwards custard cream

The backwards custard cream involves screwing your chosen partner violently, first making eye contact with the recipient, then when they are about to cream, do a jerking cork-screw action and flip them on to their belly and cum on their back.you have just achieved the Backwards custard cream.
mike gave me the old backwards custard cream last night, he didnt half make my custard cream!
by dbistcuitjj November 13, 2016
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Grinch Cream Pie

1. When your having sex with someone and when they go to climax they shit every where. 2. An actual cream pie with the grinches face on it.
“Dude I gave that girl a nasty grinch cream pie

Bro sick

“Yeah I gave her a grinch cream pie she said it was the best she had”

“Nice maybe you’ll go for a second date”
by Big nipple man September 17, 2019
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stinky cream pie

The act of a male ejaculating inside an anus. The receiver of the ejaculate will relax the anal walls allowing an undetermined amount of semen and fecal matter to leak out, thus creating the stinky cream pie.
Kenny: Hey bro that dude broke up with me.

Richard: What happened man, you two seemed so happy?
Kenny: I gave him a stinky cream pie and it ruined his expensive bed sheets.

Richard: Wow, I can't believe he didn't appreciate the stinky cream pie, your mom loves them!
by NastyCee February 05, 2016
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Ice Cream Van

A van that, from a distance, looks like an ice cream truck filled with loads of delicious goodies. Upon closer inspection, however, it ends up seeming rather shady. Shady enough for an adult not to allow desperate children to go up to the van. The first sign is a lack of windows, then a driver with a pedosmile and/or melestache.

The fake-outs are often mistaken for the trucks, and any idiot can tell there is clearly a pedo inside.
Timmy: OH BOY!! An ice cream truck! I want a Spongebob Popsicle!

Mom: Well, if you really want to go Timmy... WAIT! Sorry, Timmy. We can't go.

Timmy: But you said...

Mom: I'm pretty sure it's an ice cream van. You'll learn about it when you're older
by Ass Kicka April 30, 2011
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cow cream freezies

Ignatious - "wilbur, its such a sweltering day out i fear that our cow cream freezies might soon turn to poop!"

wilbur " that sounds pooper darn!"
by threetards July 06, 2010
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Sunny Cream Delight

when you jizz in bottle and give it to somebody that you hate
Brandon: Hey have you got that xbox from that guy..
Ryan: No I payed him and its been 2 months
Brandon: Maybe you should send him a Sunny Cream Delight
by romonation October 17, 2010
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