Cream of Mushroom Slap

Similar to a mushroom slap but with the added bonus of doing it after you've ejaculated and your penis is covered in semen.

Guy 1: So how'd it go with Julia last night?

Guy 2: It was awesome!... Up until she just walked out after I Cream of Mushroom Slapped her in the face...

Guy 1: Rough dude. Guess she just isn't into that kind of stuff.

by SJ U KNOW August 11, 2012

Caramel Ice Cream

A sexy, juicy, light chocalate, caramel, bodacious, beautiful, bootiful, bootylicious, tasty, cutie, yum yum, apple clitlickerishous, black female. Sometimes are racist just like on the movie School Days. And Sometimes are original and luv being black.

Example 1 Oooh Shittttttttt, Look at that Caramel Ice Cream walkin' down the street. She fine.

Example 2 Ayooooo!!!!!!!!!!, I just got cock-blocked by some Caramel Ice Cream. Da Bitch was talkin' bout I wasn't light or white enuff. I wanted ta jam my cock right in her butt, and spill my "Nutz On Her Chin".

by bigmaneastside August 22, 2011

Sunny Cream Delight

when you jizz in bottle and give it to somebody that you hate

Brandon: Hey have you got that xbox from that guy..
Ryan: No I payed him and its been 2 months
Brandon: Maybe you should send him a Sunny Cream Delight

by romonation October 19, 2010

cow cream freezies

ice cream

Ignatious - "wilbur, its such a sweltering day out i fear that our cow cream freezies might soon turn to poop!"

wilbur " that sounds pooper darn!"

by threetards July 7, 2010

Ice Cream Van

A van that, from a distance, looks like an ice cream truck filled with loads of delicious goodies. Upon closer inspection, however, it ends up seeming rather shady. Shady enough for an adult not to allow desperate children to go up to the van. The first sign is a lack of windows, then a driver with a pedosmile and/or melestache.

The fake-outs are often mistaken for the trucks, and any idiot can tell there is clearly a pedo inside.

Timmy: OH BOY!! An ice cream truck! I want a Spongebob Popsicle!

Mom: Well, if you really want to go Timmy... WAIT! Sorry, Timmy. We can't go.

Timmy: But you said...

Mom: I'm pretty sure it's an ice cream van. You'll learn about it when you're older

by Ass Kicka May 23, 2011

stinky cream pie

The act of a male ejaculating inside an anus. The receiver of the ejaculate will relax the anal walls allowing an undetermined amount of semen and fecal matter to leak out, thus creating the stinky cream pie.

Kenny: Hey bro that dude broke up with me.

Richard: What happened man, you two seemed so happy?
Kenny: I gave him a stinky cream pie and it ruined his expensive bed sheets.

Richard: Wow, I can't believe he didn't appreciate the stinky cream pie, your mom loves them!

by NastyCee September 25, 2016

Snow Cream

When you fuck a girl, or guy, outside when there is snow and just before you cum you throw a snowball at her pussy, or his asshole, and jizz all over it. You and your partner can then eat it, continue making the nasty, or whatever floats your boat. You can also make a chocolate snow cream where you or your partner shits on the cum covered snowball.

"How did the date go?"
"Well we were bored and the opportunity arose so I snow creamed her."
"Wow that's awesome!"

"She wanted to make it a chocolate snow cream but that shit is gross so I took her ass home."

by Colossal Chris January 31, 2014