The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.
Mrs Jones: Never you mind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.
by Fouloldron November 10, 2022

The foreign slang for calling someone sexual. The term “dirty dirty bastard” is often used to describe someone’s filth when referring to bedroom habits.
by Dirt E boy August 19, 2021

"That was a bastardly fart!"
"Chip, you mean nothing to me. You're a disgusting bastard. You suck lol."
"Chip, you mean nothing to me. You're a disgusting bastard. You suck lol."
by bastardlylen June 4, 2024

A child you don't want that rips you off & want to put up for closed adoption but he keeps asking your things so you throw beer bottles at his head.
Born to a transsexual intersex mom specifically.
Born to a transsexual intersex mom specifically.
by Claire Law April 2, 2023

A person, creative and or artists who is documenting their testimony with purpose.
Bastards are often misunderstood
Bastards are often misunderstood
by The Bastard November 27, 2022
