wank bucketedness

When someone is being a bit of a wank bucket.
Hey, look at mez I'm a fucking great big chisel dick.

Just fuck off, Phil, you've got too much wank bucketedness about you.
by Johnny6162 September 15, 2022
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Wank Panther

The act of lying on a tree branch depositing ejaculate onto unsuspecting people below.
Marty McFly went back in time and found his dad in a tree peering at his mum. What a wank panther thought Marty.
by tosk February 17, 2021
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Nitro-Wank

When a person downs a whole energy drink, then proceeds to have a wank.
Last night I had the fattest Nitro-Wank
by Freddieptv November 19, 2020
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Wank Murder

Suicide, taking one’s own life, onanicide
“Did John kill himself?”

“Yes he committed, Wank Murder”
by Kyle Pseudo October 16, 2019
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Wank Seat

The component part around which most wank stations are built. This can range from basic units, commonly known as chairs, through to multilevel masterbation apparatus.
I wouldn't sit there, that's Dan's wank seat
by Colin Bucket August 07, 2020
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Wank-A-Diddle

Where a male is having a wank while a girl fondles his testitcles to get the kids raring to go, he eventually splooges in her eye socket deforming her vision and feeling like a wankstain. After all, she is one. Can also be done when initiating satanic rituals or completing Prison Break on GTA 5
Man 1: Bro, I just Wank-A-Diddled my girl!

Man 2: w̶̲͆ạ̴̃n̶͉͝k̴̙͠-̴͈̾a̴̞͠- ̖͂d ̗̕i̵͓̔d̶̩́d̴͕̄l ͕̎y̵̝͆- ̙̾d̶́͜o̴͚̓,̵̬̈́ ̴̤̒n ̻̿o ̳̇w ̬̕ ̶̖̂y̶̩͝o̴̰̎u ̩͝ ̴̠̓ḧ̵̬́a̴̜̚v ͖̕e ̭̑ ̵͖̾H ͠ͅĨ̵͇V ͍̌ ̭̑t̵̳͗o ͓͗o ̗̂
by Onamazzadont@me June 12, 2019
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Shank the wank

The act of trying to repeatedly trying to stab another mans penis and balls, while in the process yelling "shank the wank!"
"Ouuch!" "What happened logan?" "Seth just shanked my wank!" Shank the wank
by AkooDaKillerToy December 13, 2017
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