Wank Features

When a guy is acting like a wanker and has the features of a wanker.

Has wank features been in touch yet? 🙄

by Sez1987 August 23, 2021

Stump wank

Amputees rub The genitals and wank off rather then Using there hand or foot

“Jenny gave me a stump wank lastnight it was like a sexy rolling pin “

“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard

by Mctut December 20, 2020

screen wank

The action required to scroll through a long list on a touch phone / tablet.

You'll need to screen wank to get to the bottom one.

by vtraveller September 13, 2013

Gang wank

Having a wank with the bois

Bois lets go have a gang wank

by Mr men wanks me of June 15, 2020

willy’s wank

A man named Willy had the largest black hairy penis ever. Btw he is a white man

Dude did you see willy’s Wank yesterday

by Theloveofmanywords May 15, 2018

Nitro-Wank

When a person downs a whole energy drink, then proceeds to have a wank.

Last night I had the fattest Nitro-Wank

by Freddieptv November 19, 2020

pump wank

When you beat your meat before meeting up with your girl or side hoe. That way it'll look bigger when you pull it out and slap it on her forehead like a baws.

Me: Damn, my girl is coming over, i better pump wank real quick just to make it look bigger.

by PumpWankMaster May 3, 2017