The act of laying on your own neck, and spinning your entire body around while your legs move recklessly.
by Numb_Nuts_W_Bush February 24, 2011
Get the Tard-O-Coptermug. Almost every word of the day is re fucking tarded.
"Jeff thinks he's inventing new words for Urban Dic, therefore he is re fucking tarded.
"Jeff thinks he's inventing new words for Urban Dic, therefore he is re fucking tarded.
by 11thtoe August 3, 2012
Get the re fucking tardedmug. a complete and utter loser(a guy likely) who attempts to sleep with 2 best friends within 1 week of each other; fuck-up tards continue to be made fun of years later since they are such complete and utter losers!; aka Mohktar or Mucky
by Amez July 2, 2006
Get the fuck-up tardmug. A light scrounging tard is the name given to a chav who goes out and buys cigarettes and yet has no idea you have to light them until they leave the shop and open the packet. They then proceed to ask random members of the public, mainly people they don't like (mostly greebo kids) for a light.
Chav: Yo man, you got a light?
Member of Public: What? You light scrounging tard, you spent about a fiver on a packet of cigarettes and yet didn't spend the 10p needed for a box of matches? Fuck Off!
Member of Public: What? You light scrounging tard, you spent about a fiver on a packet of cigarettes and yet didn't spend the 10p needed for a box of matches? Fuck Off!
by Tommy The Beer Drinker May 2, 2006
Get the light scrounging tardmug. by marina April 16, 2005
Get the fuck tardmug. Nave-Tard 3000 is trying to walk but is unsuccessful because he is pointed at the corner of the room and continues bumping into the wall.
by Horman Hotsauce August 9, 2006
Get the Nave-tard 3000mug. A person who sends you a Christmas card, or the person who you have received a Christmas card from, after Christmas.
by EvanMileus March 8, 2008
Get the Christmas Card Tardmug.