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Summer

If one more person fucking calls me Winter, autumn, spring or dummer i might just murder everyone in 2.5 seconds
Gay fag- “Hey, Winter”

Summer- “Im actually going to slit your neck if you do that one more time
by Not winter December 6, 2023
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Summer

Summer is a girl he is horny at night but not day
Hey summer wyd nothing I just want to have sex with you
by Kavern December 12, 2021
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Summer Shag

Long hair from not getting a haircut during summer break.
Looks like everyone got a haircut over fall break. They got rid of their summer shag.
by AtomBoiler October 13, 2011
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summer knees

The banged up knees children get when playing outside in shorts and dresses that don’t protect their knees from cuts and abrasions. It’s a wonderful phase for I absolving parents of the guilty from inevitable summer injuries.
Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”

Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.
by SailOnJoe May 30, 2018
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Subaru summer

When a bunch lesbians get together outside in the summertime and form a human centipede eating it from the back.
Hey Jane, I hear there’s going to be a Subaru summer event going on in p-town. You wash your clam to prepare?
by Lizzie the lezzie July 7, 2024
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SummeR

A guy on twitter with many memes and jokes
will post about Steven Universe , Fortnite and Minecraft 24/7
Person 1: Yoo bro did you hear about that guy on the internet?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: SummeR.

Person 2: Yes, I did. I hate twitter so i dont see any of his posts except for his discord
Person 1: bruh
by SummeR4Knuckles October 11, 2019
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Summer Teich

Summer is the prettiest girl in the world. If you ever saw her at a party all of the guys would fight over her. Everyone loves and cherishes her. When someone see's Summer they automatically want to be her friend. You're feeling sad, go to Summer. You think you look bad, go to Summer, she'll be honest. Summer is a very pretty girl but the guys that like her don't live near her, and the guys that she likes don't like her. But still, Summer wakes up every morning with a big smile on her face, ready to get through another day.
Niklaus Mikaelson - Woah, Stefan who is that girl!
Stefan Salvatore - That's Summer Teich haven't you heard of her, she's the prettiest girl in the world.
Kol Mikaelson - I wanna marry that girl
by Josh, Azaryah, ikey, and Yarin November 11, 2020
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