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german spoon

Like normal spooning, but the front (little spoon) makes a Dutch Oven (Like hitler did the Jews) and warms up the cuddle puddle.
Jane and I were like cold metal spoons until she pulled a German Spoon and warmed it up.
by Pikajew14 May 9, 2018
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Spoons

The questions on the math test were like spoons
by MrSpartan October 25, 2019
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spoon

1) the act of taking a spoon and stickin it in an elephants e ar and using the wax for a candle

2) an eating utensil

3) a way people used to use tampons to clean the car

4) drop the s and it becomes poon which is a vagina on a emu
Ex: Omgoshh your candle smells so good!
- thanks i went spooning yesterday!
Ex2: Can you hand me a spoon for my soup?
Ex3: My car is plugged up let me clean it with a spoon!
Ex4: Zookeeper, how is my emu's poon?
- well its extra spoony!!
by peter pan111111111 April 3, 2011
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Spoon

To hop from man to man Not being able to keep a relationship . Jump from mouth to mouth .
That’s shortys spoon brah
by EscoDaSnipa September 2, 2019
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spoon

An instigator; someone who stirs the shit.
Don't listen to the spoon. He's just trying to cause trouble.
by Sister Kevin October 3, 2022
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Spoon

Another genius "man-made" (Which I think is complete bollocks, but as of writing this, the authorities are keeping a strict watch on me, cancelling the opportunity to properly inform the masses how spoons were really discovered) invention.

It's an utensil; the kind of utensil to eat solid foods, or liquid foods that have solid stuff inside (like soups, but those don't exist so you shouldn't worry about it).

Back then, they were used in ceremonies to demonstrate utter dominance. Unfortunately, not many concepts that happen to be good stick around for too long, and in the modern day, everyone has access to them, which is utter bogus because it would be way funnier if only the rich could afford them.

There's also other utensils, which I will briefly (although not fondly) skim over;

1. Forks, which are like spoons, but directly downgraded to the point of not being able to recognize them. Multiple people think forks are a sign that human inventions should have their limits.

2. Sporks, which no one agrees with the existence of. Sporks are the unagreeable fusion of a spoon and a fork. No one takes sporks seriously, and it's only fair you do the same.

3. Knifes, which do not resemble forks or spoons, it's doing its own thing; you can't eat with it, but it makes eating stuff easier. It's confusing, which is why people prefer using knives to kill the unwanted cousin at the family reunion instead of using them to cut food.
You either die a spoon, or live long enough to see yourself become a spork
by GiantEnemyAnt July 19, 2024
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spoon

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Woah you've been naughty...what a spoon
by evalol October 8, 2021
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