shop goat

An employee who performs all the demeaning but no less important tasks at their place of employment. This person is usually young, obedient, and malleable. They are "yes" people who know where everything is, and posses a "lifer" like disposition. Their wage is considered overhead because when overly busy, they accomplish too many different types of tasks and jobs in one day to be categorized to any specific Work Order to be billed. A Shop Goat is usually dirty and sweaty from working hard. They are usually made from high school drop-outs or fatherless children. They are usually easily taken advantage of and will perform the lowest of tasks unrelated to The Company such as feeding the dog (in reference to their employers pets).
I'm not sure why Johnnie continues to put up with his job when they don't value Him, they just need a shop goat. His potential is pigeonholed!
by Oven Mitt Fur December 01, 2018
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shack shopping

In remote unpopulated areas, such as the desert or swamp, the pastime of some desert dwellers or swamp denizens to enter unoccupied, but inhabited, structures to locate and remove items that might be useful to them although those items are owned by someone else.
Hey, it’s a full moon, let’s go shack shopping for a replacement frying pan.
by Ally Oop October 02, 2020
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gift shopping

A verb when you walk into a gift shop and shop for gifts
Jimmy: "Hey man, want to go gift shopping?"

Charles: "Yeah man, I love sift shops!"
by Asseater69000 October 21, 2017
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happy shopping

Shoppers who purchase items to celebrate an occasion or personal victory, or the opposite to cheer themselves up. Indeed, money can buy temporary happiness.
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flackoid Shop

Where the women dig up a body and rim it and then unload in her mouth then slurp it out after.
I’m gonna go rim And slurp a load out of someone Mouth (gru flackoid shop)
by Niggerish July 23, 2021
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Still Shopping Saturday

I missed all the sales on Black Friday but, I am hoping to get some good deals on Still Shopping Saturday.
by Paty'sMommy November 16, 2011
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Reverse shopping

When you go to the local sporting goods store and find a hoodie you like then proceed to the register to pay for said hoodie. Reverse shopping is only a simplified version of shopping with less steps. You find a hoodie you like and instead of paying for said hoodie you skip that step(streamlining it) and proceed directly to car without spending a wooden nickel
A man found a House depot reciept. Took it in home depot. Got everything that was on the reciept and put it in carriage. Proceeded directly to customer service and produced the reciept and returned said items in carriage for a full refund. A simple definition of reverse shopping is stealing.
by El shoppo November 07, 2020
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