vanilla shake

when you cum in an epileptic girl then flash strobe lights in her eyes

“yo ted i got a charge for giving some girl a vanilla shake”

by mmmmmmMonke January 7, 2021

Protein shake

When you jack off into your mouth in order to get your protein for the day.

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by Negromancer420 May 9, 2019

Shake your junk

Alternate phrase for male stripping. Essentially describes the nude dancing and hip thrusts guys sometimes do for pathetic amounts of money. Often used to confront or belittle guys, jokingly or otherwise, about being strippers.

"You can't accuse me of having a bad job while you just shake your junk for 5 dollars an hour."

Colin: "Does Jake have a job?"
Ben: "Yeah. He's a stripper."
Jake: "What? No I'm not!"
Ben: "Dont lie, Jake. We all know you shake your junk in that place on Preston road."

by Elsis May 16, 2016

morning shakes

somebody who is an alcoholic and wakes up shaking, needing to drink alcohol to feel okay and function

“why is bro shaking over there” “dudes got the morning shakes, that dudes livers like iron”

by wtw717 June 12, 2022

Shaking a cup

asking for money

Posting your cashapp, are you shaking a cup?

by ali_dtx May 5, 2024

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by We Are Here If You Complain March 5, 2024