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September That Never Ended

In days long past, the Internet was a new and marvelous thing. The web was new and shiny, but most of the real action was in irc and usenet.

Every September, a whole new batch of college students would have access to the Internet for the first time, and the signal to noise ratio would absolutely go to shit. By the end of September, things usually returned to normal, and Usenet was useful again.

In 1993, September never ended. AOL connected its entire userbase to the Internet, and things never went back to normal. Before 9/93, there was (almost) no spam, being tricked into view a goatse.cx-type image was unlikely at best, and porn was free in the alt.binaries.erotica.* newsgroups, with nobody trying to extort a credit-card number.

We still live in the September that never ended.
The internet sucks now. It was a lot better before the September that never ended.
by danarak September 5, 2007
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september 6 2007

In 2 days it will be September 6 2007.
by Trogdor V 2.0 September 17, 2007
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29th September slap

Slap your any short person on 29th September..
29th September slap people who are short only one time and one person just slap them also you can just call them short and vlahah I’m short ahahah
by have fun September 27, 2020
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september 8 2007

The people born on september 8 2007 are the coolest of all and are better than so called Andrew,Andom,Andrea.
Omg, i love people born on september 8 2007.
by by mmmmmmm November 21, 2019
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SUCK IT SLOPPY SEPTEMBER

When women must give the gawk gawk 99000 to their man or men,faithfully and without back talk for 31 days like life depends on it if they want us to run with NO NO NOVEMBER BS

ALSO KNOW AS (S.I.S.S)
GOLLY JEE ! I can’t wait for SUCK IT SLOPPY SEPTEMBER next month!

My girl will give me that mouth the whole SUCK IT SLOPPY SEPTEMBER
by Sheafy November 4, 2022
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Stop Squirting September

The female equivalent of No Nut November. This is a challenge where women do not squirt/ orgasm for the whole of September for equality, if boys have to do it. Girls have to do it too.
Guy: Hey girl wanna fuck.
Girl: Sorry I cant, it's Stop Squirting September.
by bobharryguacamoel November 1, 2019
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September 4th, 2020

On September 4th, 2020, two idiots who will go unnamed for the protection of the not so innocent deleted something of importance and then proceeded to shrug off anyone who tried to make them face the proper consequences.
Person 1: Hey man, do you still have that project from last week? I need to make some changes to it.
Person 2: Nah man, can't do. George deleted it and then acted like he did absolutely nothing wrong by doing so since "we can just make another one".
Person 1: Damn, George really pulled a September 4th, 2020
by PaleM4 September 4, 2020
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