15-second man

A man who finishes in bed in 15-20 seconds.

-Him "This has never happened before! I swear."
-Her "BS. You're nothing but a 15-second man."
-Him "I'm sorry!"
-Her "All my friends will laugh at you after I spamtext them."

by Mennez December 17, 2008

ronald mcdonald the second

A curly headed fuck who is also a child molestor!

Dude look it's ronald mcdonald the second!

by GROD94 January 16, 2009

America's second choice for president

The person who came second in the popular vote in the presidential election.

'Donald J Trump' or 'America's second choice for president' as he is known in our house...

by Tolerancezone December 11, 2016

Second degree friend

A friend of a friend.

Amy and I are second degree friends. I am friends with Tom who is friends with Amy.

by spornographer June 16, 2010

Second story

The act of shitting in the water tank of a toilet

Johnny was pissed off at Scotty so to get even with him he gave him a second story so he could smell/find it later

by Black11SS December 20, 2013

second hand girl

A girl who is always jumps on trends late. She thinks it's cool just as it's getting old and overused.

Person 1: Is she STILL wearing that hat? Everyone else has already moved on.

Person 2: Yeah, she seems to think it's a new trend, she won't stop harping on about it. She's such a second hand girl.

by Waitwhatisapseudonym February 19, 2017

2 Seconds

The code you use so as not to get caught when you see a really hot girl and need to alert your buddy.

2 seconds...
Ah yeah, thanks for the heads up, man, she’s awesome!

by Staifreak June 22, 2018