Post Hipster 

Those who reject the "clean cut" nature of the hipster movement. They enjoy heavy rock music with a relevant message. They keep their hair long, and buy baggy jeans. They can enjoy life, and other people, without the elitist trappings of thier forefathers. They do what they feel is right for them

Hipster: Why are you eating that? It's full of fat, and preservatives?

Post Hipster: I don't eat this all the time

Post Hipster by =# September 28, 2011

post emo 

Indie rock with emo lyrics and/or screaming, a mix of emo and indie rock which is usually poular with indies and scene kids but not very popular with emos.

Scene kid: Wow, i just heard some of NMH's songs, they're very light but the lyrics are very post emo.
Indie kid: OML scene kids like them, they must be crap *hastily destroys NMH cds*

post emo by Hoogan June 11, 2006

post up

Just chilling or hanging out somewhere, often with others, while leaning on a wall or post and lifting one leg, placing that foot against the surface you are leaning on. Folding the arms is also common, but not necessary.

"Before the bell rang we didn't have anything to do so we all decided to post up on the wall. It was B.A."

post up by TJCapSix April 15, 2006

Post-Dated Check 

A young girl who is hot but too young to nail. However, after several years she we become of age and you will be able to nail her. Hence, post-dated check

Have you seen Steve's sister? She's definately a post-dated check!

Post-Dated Check by King of Buffalo August 30, 2005

Post-orgasm Shock 

The shock experienced when one re-enters reality immediately after having an orgasm. It's characterized by a lack of sexual desire and a renewed fear of getting caught masturbating/having sex.

I didn't realize my brother was in the room next-door until I had my post-orgasm shock. He must of heard me masturbating.

Me: (slows down penetration)
Sally: Come on!! Harder!!
Me: Sorry I already had my orgasm, so I now lack motivation to keep on going! And plus, the bed is squeaking really loud!

Post-orgasm Shock by mock94 January 24, 2012

post cereals 

the best cereals in the world! famous for the cocoa pebbles and honey bunches of oat!

Dad: What did you eat for breakfast?
Son: honey bunches of oat!

post cereals by Pebbles187 September 10, 2005

Post-Michael Jackson

Anything happening after Michael Jackson's death (Sudden 80s clothing outbreak, leather pants, aviators, getting nose jobs, etc.)

P.S.
I love Michael Jackson, and i only use this in his memory.
1958-2009<3 You will never be forgotten.

That shirt is so Post-Michael Jackson!

Post-Michael Jackson by Asodoph Boingberry June 27, 2009