Patrick

A Patrick is a retired person who complains about the jonagolds not being in stock.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.

He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.

If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.

The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.

Why are there so many Patricks in this Aldi?
-THE JONAGOLDS ARE OUT OF STOCK!! CODE RED

by SuppressedOdin January 19, 2021

Patrick Starring It

When you wear no shirt but are still wearing pants

When we hooked up I was Patrick Starring It

by deeznutz10069 January 24, 2021

patrickskf.roblox

Roblox tiktoker and bloxburg build. Also known for being a UwU boy

Omg PatrickSKF.Roblox is such a good tiktoker

by Spotless😍 January 31, 2021

Patriciasexual

Your in love with pat pat beacuse she is your romeo 4 ever

What sexually are you :im patriciasexual bitch

by Princess lulu February 4, 2021

Patrick

Patrick is the type of guy to be crap at fifa div 10 but he’s the type of guy to be a g

this guys. Such a Patrick

by Zach-41 February 10, 2021

Patrick

The most amazing person you’ll ever meet! Most beautiful eyes around, a real show stopper! Excellent style, all around nice guy. Really caring, and thoughtful, best jokes ever and super hilarious. If you find a Patrick don’t ever let him go because you’ll never find someone as amazing and unique as him! Also super cute!!

Person 1: Hey who is that?

Person 2: oh that’s Patrick he’s the best

Person 1: wow I love his eyes they are so pretty

by Missa582 February 12, 2021

PhThick

A person who has a large, Thick, PhatAss

Damn, That Girls Ass Is PhThick! Phat and Thick

by Big C in FW March 19, 2021