Small Penis Coffee

A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.

Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.

by E.A. Davis September 28, 2018

Small dick

A small kid with a small dick.

is a sinenom for gay and small dick

by Bestsniper17 February 2, 2017

Small pp

small pp Is used to roast a person or somebody you hate. It is to say that the person has a small penis

Omg he is such an asshole! He has such a small pp

by Kefmans December 17, 2018

small lad

A lad who is soooo solid he had a 1 inch wonder and ruffs every one up

Oh lad he’s a small lad

by Max Simpson cuz why not February 5, 2018

Small pp

Robert Hawkins

WOW he was a small pp he must be Robert Hawkins

by exposer456 December 14, 2021

Small PP energy

When a guy gets rejected by a girl and then all of the sudden wants to call her a whore.

“I told Mike I wasn’t interested and he got so mad at me. It’s giving “small pp energy”

by Girlboss6678 February 8, 2024

small man

this man tends be small in size, from the feet upwards.

you're a small man by nature

by GZino2Raw December 11, 2020