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Your Mom

by anonymous February 14, 2022
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your mom

the universe is ever expanding and yet its still smaller than your mom by a large margin
a joke you use is called your mom
by the dry water September 15, 2021
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Your mom

The sexiest bitch in the world because last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny cause all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean
So it’s like funny you mention that actually cause last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny because all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean yeah anyways so I was a lifeguard and sometimes she need you know swim during adult swim and I get in with her because lifeguards are allowed to And one time she was staying till late after and the kids are already gone home and I bet you’re in bed yeah I BET YOU WERE IN BED SHE WAS IN MINE!!! YEAH I FUCKED YOUR MOM TOO
by deez_nutsssss69 August 14, 2021
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Your mom

Your mom is a slang term for a prostitute or slut. This insult is only used by retards who think they are the king of comedy. But they are only the king of not getting laid
by I like planes March 17, 2022
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Your Mom

The term is used to mock someone’s mother.
by ieatmoldycheese May 2, 2021
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your mom

the most common roast that can be used at anytime
by geesh lort November 26, 2020
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Your mom

"Your mom", Symbolized as "Yo Momma!" is a joke that people are using it often. Like kids using it, (I don't know why?!?)
Friend: Hey man! I got a your mom joke!

You: Oh, what is it?

Friend: Yo momma so fat, She falled downstairs.

You: Damn, nice.
by GamerGamer5643 December 2, 2022
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