Homo Simpien

A play on Homo Sapien that implies this version of the species has adapted specifically to worship online crushes, OnlyFans creators, and TikTok e-girls.

Bro sent her $200 just because she said ‘thank you.’ Man’s a full-blown homo simpien now.

by DeathAtDawn April 16, 2025

no homo

NO HOMO IS LITERALLY SAYING “I’m gay but don’t tell anyone”. Usually acts as an escape clause when you want to out yourself but you're not yet ready to say it upfront

My best friend told me that they want to marry me and my gay ass said "sure, no homo." to not make things awkward between us.

by milamilady16 April 2, 2021

homo

what who ever is reading this is

you are homo

by zer0a January 7, 2022

No Homo

“No Homo” is an abbreviation for “No Homosexual” which is an abbreviation for “I am not going to engage in any homosexual acts with you.” and this could be said from a heterosexual or a person who identifies as gay themselves and they just don’t want to be gay with the person they are saying this to.

“You’re so hot. No homo though.”

by yrrtskrrtreperrt August 20, 2019

homo-spies

What I call homo-spys who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: homo-spies

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

HOMO SALAD

When a person or situation is absolutely cluster fucked.

A person with an loud, obnoxious car is a homo salad.

by Garbage Unit January 5, 2023

Chromo Homo

A person/individual that is so slow and or retarded(missing or too many chromosomes) that can be tricked into homosexual acts.

Shawn came over last night and ate my ass. You can get that chromo homo to do anything.

by Joel the shoe cleaner. July 23, 2023