Ozark Mountain Diamonds

Meth.

John-Luke: Hey Bobby let's go to Table Rock Lake and cook up some good ol' Ozark Mountain Diamonds!

Bobby: I can't tonight, I gotta go to my brother's trailer have sex with every female in my immediate family.

John-Luke: Well gosh dammit.

by tehannihilator September 6, 2015

outback mountain

see

BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN

analogous situation with the Australian 'Bush' or Outback as the setting

OUTBACK MOUNTAIN - A True Story
Two men named Symmo and Hayden,
Grew up having lust for no maiden.
Hayden suggested, "Let's screw,"
Monkey see, monkey do,
And the results were heard all the way in Aden.

by michael_clarke January 8, 2009

mountain nonse

Someone who gets thoroughly excited by mountains and uses sexual descriptions for the mountain.

The muscular face of the ben.

Peter you're such a mountain nonse

by Peter Thorpe Normal Rice September 1, 2020

Spunk Mountain

The pile of semen covered rags, socks, underwear and any other bit of cloth one masturbated on and then threw on the floor.

It’s funny when my laundry piles up and my mom has to wash my Spunk Mountain.

by 0neHugeWang! March 5, 2019

Rocky Mountain Snot Box

When you farmer your nose into her lady parts for lube

There was no KY jelly available but Rocky Mountain snot box and we were good to go.

by Mbop January 14, 2022

north san mountain

Aka meth mountain home of the San mountain slim fast 😘

Let's go get the go go from north San mountain

by Muwuana December 21, 2016

Mountain Der

A slang form of Mountain Dew

I ate a whole pot of chilly beans and it was hot so I had to drink a whole 2 litter of Mountain Der

by MountainPeoplesofVirginia December 16, 2017