Hugo Mountain

Hugo Berg is a strange but smart creature. He tends to move around in Gullspång and he loves the smell of sweet sweet flowers. He doesen't take intrest in many things but the things he does take intrest in he tends to be really good at, one of these things is Sims where he spends his time building hoses and eating peanut butter. This creature is rarely seen because he usually spends his time curl up in his sex dungeon.

Did you hear about the missing children? Was it Hugo Mountain?

by ??????+ May 09, 2019

tapping mountains

Fondling someone’s;usually a lover or person of interests, boobies

Him: “would you mind if I tapped your mountains?”

Her: “yes, fondle my boobies please”

Scenario2:
Guy 1: “I hung out with Stacy last weekend, I was tapping mountains bro!”
Guy 2: HELL YEAH BRO, TAP THOSE PEAKS

by Nihhgiaa March 22, 2024

Stone Mountain Nora

A mysterious and semi-omnipotent force associated with NACHA outages and Cassandra-like predictions of payment processing failures caused by clearly Shit code and carebear levels of process fuckery. Possesses very European nipples, sexy but angry accent and devoutly non traditional pubic hair placement

For the love of god, get me a gin and tonic, Stone Mountain Nora and some Snapple scented non-flammable lube.

by PickledickJones November 13, 2021

mountain meat

Meat eaten at over 5280’ of elevation

Would you like a piece of this mountain meat?

by Reno5280 January 28, 2020

Little cream mountain

Place where you stick your face when told by upperclassmen

Look for the surprise in the little cream mountain

by LCM1 November 18, 2017

The Lonely Mountain

The Lonely Mountain, known in Sindarin as Erebor, referred to both a mountain in northern Rhovanion and the subterranean Dwarven city contained within it. In the latter half of the Third Age, it became the greatest city in Middle-earth.

The Lonely Mountain! Bilbo had come far and through many adventures to see it, and now he didn't like the look of it in the least.

by GoDoSomethingProductive March 31, 2021

Mountain Stacks

Especially large breasts.

Lady 1: Don’t worry, sweetie! This old woman will show you the way to be a proper lady!
Lady 2: Oh! Th-thank you, ma’am.
Lady 2 inner voice: ‘Does she seriously think of herself as “old” with those mountain stacks..?!’

by redbirds003 December 15, 2024