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Glacial Log

A portion of tree carcass that travels downhill without rolling. Glacial Logs travel via sliding action and sometimes have an unknown source of locomotion.
A Glacial Log battering-rammed its way into my tent last night. It was like a slow motion version of that scene from Evil Dead.
by MarcDemo June 30, 2018
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Lincoln-logged

When a person eases a lincoln-log up their anus, and twirls slowly.
When Jim got into the shower, he knew he was ready to be lincoln-logged.
by Larpington Haggitson February 6, 2019
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Pocono log flume

When you piss down someone's chest and then send a shit flying down after: much like log flume.
Your mom was begging for that pocono log flume last night after I took her to Golden Corral.
by N.anno October 12, 2016
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Air-logged

Something that is lighter than it should be or seems.
Damn dude that 2 x 4 should’ve been 27 pounds but it’s air-logged like a motherfucker
by Prangutan January 17, 2021
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Log

Someone who is boring and doesn’t do or think much
Bruh she a log why invite her to the party
by King6’5 November 29, 2022
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log squeeze

To extract poop from one’s anus, with force
I’ll have to call you back later. I’m mid log squeeze.
by VanillaThunder96 May 13, 2023
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barkers log

I was out for a run and stepped in some barkers logs

He's a big dog, how will you deal with the barkers logs?
The kids can not go to the park because people are not cleaning up their barkers logs
by photo_journ October 2, 2020
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