Library Googly Eyes

After hours and hours of reading from a textbook, with teeny tiny textbook text, your vision becomes blurry and one of your eyeballs keeps crossing and you can't stop it.

Signs of library googly eyes:

1. You walk by a cubical and see legs coming out from underneath the desk.
2. The person under the desk is napping.
3. You see a person attempting to type a paper with one eye closed. (drunk texting logic does not work in this state)
4. You make eye contact with a person, and their eyes are all googly and scary.
5. You see them trying to Google" how to rent a seeing eye dog for the walk home."

by K-E-dollar$ign-HA May 3, 2012

librarianin

Of or like, pertaining to a librarian or what a librarian does.

"Thank you for all the librarianin things you do."

by Obscurapator Rex October 8, 2013

Library Nazi

A librarian who is strict and hot tempered.

Librarian: "Hey whisper or shut up thisisa library people are trying to study, don't make me tell you twice!" Studentsays toother student. "Wow Mrs. B is one hard ass library nazi!"

by Posh-Yoshi Spleventy-Five November 4, 2014

Library Shenanigans

When peeps and/or animals display deplorable behavior in a Library in order to gain attention, while on an epic adventure.

Librarian: "You there playing loud muzak, eating an onion sandwich and dog-earing that encyclopedia... STOP the *&*@! Library Shenanigans right this minute!"
Library Patron: "Oops, sorry - I was reading some cool non fiction stories and just wanted people to notice ME because it's all about ME!"

by Rambona March 23, 2017

libraratory

a place where only Brendon Huron goes to be with all of his friends who don't exist

I was in the libraratory alone today with all of my friends

by cashmoney5 September 19, 2017

Library Breeder

Requiring Calibre E-book manager, and many e-books, and many, many, many hours of dicking around on the computer to get the library JUST SO.....Similar to the magic brooms in Fantasia, it applies to a person who manages to take one or two Calibre e-book libraries and turn them into 50 over a two year time span. This is not a good thing.

Rellwood on Mobile Reads defines herself as a library breeder since she has discovered over 50 libraries on her various computers and can't seem to make up her mind enough to weed them down into one or two..

by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017

libradita

Not for the faint hearted. Very wild, she's someone you can't physically get bored around. She also happens to be extremely gorgeous but never admits it or takes compliments. Very odd, but only in good way. She's that girl that you assume is out of your league , but really is just a shy cute teddy bear on the inside. She usually goes by Libby because she's insecure about her name. Has an amazing sense of fashion and can pull off every outfit including sweats. If you ever meet a Libradita, wife her up immediately.

" did you see Libradita just walk by?"
"Yeah dude she blew my mind, I will never find another girl as perfect as her"

by Charismatically October 21, 2017