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The Ol' Lemonade Stand

With whiskey dick, you tape popsicle sticks to either side of your flaccid penis and in order to create the illusion of a pint filled ejaculation, you fill her uterus with urine.
I got way too drunk last night and gave Susan the ol' Lemonade Stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.
by Bigweiner6969 September 30, 2017
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Peeling the Lemon

Peeling the Lemon refers to the act of the woman peeling the man's ballsack off. Commonly mistaken to be the act of peeling a sour fruit.
Sally fucked Jerry hard last night. I heard she was Peeling the Lemon
by Sack Handle May 23, 2018
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Fancy wancy lemon clancy

Fancy wancy lemon clancy refers to something fancy in a joking way. This is particularly used in Sydney high schools and is part of the 'lemon' slang branch, which includes phrases like 'sexy sexy lemon pexy' and 'nasty wasty lemon pasty'.
If you were taking the piss out of someone who was posh you would say that their 'fancy wancy lemon clancy'.
by sexysexylemonpexyinventor July 26, 2018
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Every Villian Is Lemons

Also known as EVIL, it is the Group in SpongeBob Squarepants that cause, well, evil.
Every Villian Is Lemons is trying to destroy that building over there!
by Ortherner October 15, 2020
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Minute Maid Lemonade

Cum that is ejaculated after masturbating for exactly one minute. It’s yellow. After making it, your dick will explode into 7 trillion pieces.
Yoooo I just made some Minute Maid Lemonade
by Festivals May 27, 2021
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ashtons.pet.lemon.tree

He is that lemon tree Ashton had.
Ashtons.pet.lemon.tree is amazing?!?!!1!1?1!1.
by Ashtons.pet.lemontreefp May 29, 2021
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