king of the tards

when someone makes a lame joke and the other person(ex jay) starts laughing. the person smirks and jay keeps on laughing and starts shaking. person make another not so funny joke about uncle T, and jay starts clapping fast, with his wrists together. person smiles again and jay starts to fap on his knee. person says, "uncle T", jay jumps up and down, faps on his knee, while trying not to laugh, clapping by his wrists. person is the king of the tards

person: aight so you know uncle T?

jay: oh man oh man! (starts shaking)

Person: (smiles)

jay: (claps by his wrists, continues to shake)

person: aight so the other day . . .

jay: ( continues to do everything, starts fapping on his knee) slap slap slap clap clap clap

person (chuckles)

jay: (continues to do all this, and starts to jump)

person is the king of the tards

by planekid December 18, 2017

nipple king

The lord of Nippleoplious the mightest empire in the 69 kingdoms people fear the might of the Nipple King the man who sits upon the throne of Nipples fear him and all of his glory

"I AM THE NIPPLE KING!"

by Cel135 November 25, 2017

King of Stools

Someone who takes a lot of shits.

He's taking another shit? Man, that guy's the king of stools.

by Sethzky October 20, 2008

King Bingus

The AL Mighty Bingus King
Characteristics include immortality, Loaded Rich and has Super Strength

"All Hail The AL Mighty King Bingus"

by King Bingus October 17, 2021

nofa king

Similar to sofa king, but with a negative connotation.

He had nofa king idea what was going to happen next.

by freaksho September 20, 2009

kings cheese

When you land an LA Kings cheerleader and the cheese from the last dude causes you to hit PP for penicillin

Bro I can’t believe that you didn’t notice that kings cheese before you stuck it in

by EiffelTower420 November 28, 2017

Sneaker king

There are many sneaker heads and people who are interested in sneakers, but the SNEAKER KING is J-STAR

Rylee: hey J-STAR I like your shoes they look like moon boots!

J-STAR: thanks! You already know I’m THE SNEAKER KING!

by The sneaker king October 20, 2022