A surprise or planned fight, when either (a)one individual is attacked/beaten by a group of 2 or more individuals or (b) when a notiably larger group attacks/fights a smaller group of individuals. This can also be someone just attacking you with no notice. These fights can occur with or without any kind of valid reason to jump someone. It’s a surprise attack.
by videogamesforever1118488382 October 20, 2021
Get the jump mug.The act of, when one allows the reality of the economy sucking to begin them on a downward spiral of pithy neglect and manic introversion, jumping from a tall structure--but not the Statue of Liberty--to their inevitable death. For what Billy Zane did at the end of "Titanic" when the stock market crashed, see: Slump shot.
As my mama used to say, "When the goin' gets tough, the weak get jumpin'".
Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS
Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.
Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS
Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.
by Regis Bungalow September 29, 2009
Get the slump jump mug.when you're at the point where you'd do anything for someone. loving someone to the extreme that you'd jump with them or for them. it's a metaphor, like jumping to someones defense
they ask you to jump. you ask how high.
"would you jump for me?" "how high? because if it's high we should try jump off a bridge instead of a building.
"would you jump for me?" "how high? because if it's high we should try jump off a bridge instead of a building.
by fox87889 February 22, 2019
Get the jump mug.The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.
My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.
by zolabean February 26, 2011
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Genres Are Expressive Notions That Are Expressed Whilst Journal Without Any Materials/Objects, Also Known As "'Sexual Intercourse'" <&>AndA<&>"'Jump Scares'"<.7.9.7.6.> mug.Basically, a group of wolves jumping on one beat. But, a group of people jumping on one person they robbing, mugging, disrespecting, bullying, and fighting. A female lying on, or falsely accusing a male of something to get everyone to believe he’s a criminal, and jump on him.
by LinkxPeach February 15, 2023
Get the All wolves jumping on one bear mug.Did you see Shanna Schroeder the other? I seen her at Pollman's then Goodvibes then least but not last The Bears. What a Puddle jumping dope whore!
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