The art of a female or male preforming oral sex upon a male recipient whilst he suffers from the explosive results of a Taco Bell 12-pack.
Person 1: Did you here how fucking disgusting Stacy is?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard she gave Scotty a Fourth of July Blumpkin.
Person 1: Didn’t he have Taco Bell before it or some shit?
Person 2: Yeah, haha she’s a dirty bitch
Person 2: Yeah, I heard she gave Scotty a Fourth of July Blumpkin.
Person 1: Didn’t he have Taco Bell before it or some shit?
Person 2: Yeah, haha she’s a dirty bitch
by Logan Lawson December 19, 2018
Get the Fourth of July Blumpkinmug. People born on this day are always the youngest in their class, but they are very intelligent, funny, and kind. If you ever meet someone born on this day, tell them happy birthday, even when it isn't their birthday. This day is at the end of the summer, so nobody is ever around to celebrate with them.
by Jagcs November 16, 2020
Get the July 28, 2000mug. A kiss on the 4th of July when the first firework is set off. Done with someone you care a lot about that you are willing to always remember. Preferably an aspiring actor.
by A head-over-heals kid June 8, 2011
Get the 4th of July Kissmug. Down to the last square of toilet paper, and your finger rips through the paper leaving your finger exposed and full of poo.
I was popping a squat at the airport before a long flight when i realized there was one square of toilet paper left. I decide to give it a shot when in mid wipe my finger rips thru. Shit! Literally!
The gentleman in the stall next to me asks if theres a problem. I respond yes, and continue to tell him my misfortunate event. He laughs out loud and proclaims. DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN!!!
The gentleman in the stall next to me asks if theres a problem. I respond yes, and continue to tell him my misfortunate event. He laughs out loud and proclaims. DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN!!!
by The Bottom Rock November 15, 2010
Get the Downtown Julie Brownmug. Graceist graceist this gurl is a racist bitch who says the nword alll day she is annoying and will cry till she dies bc she wants attention
by Stoneywood.truths November 14, 2019
Get the July 24mug. During sex, when a guy is about to finish, he pulls out and shoots straight up into the air (like fireworks), yelling "Happy 4th of July!"
"So how was your 4th of July party?"
"It was awesome! And my girlfriend came over after the party and I gave her a Happy 4th of July!"
"It was awesome! And my girlfriend came over after the party and I gave her a Happy 4th of July!"
by WinkWinkNudgeNudge November 11, 2013
Get the Happy 4th of Julymug. by SparklyUnicorn1 July 23, 2017
Get the how many julie'smug.