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School

A fucking torture chamber that the government organises for children and teenagers while simultaneously robbing them of their childhoods. In the USA, you have to pay for the privilege of attending these shitholes while in some socialist countries such as Denmark, you get paid to go (long live socialism!) Not only that, you have to do this satanic thing known as homework which was invented by the world's biggest dickhead and you also have to take impossible exams. Probably the reason why suicide rates amongst teenagers are very high.
Why are there a bunch of brainwashed, depressed teenagers in there? Oh yeah, they are in school, learning useless things that are really difficult. No wonder they look like they want to die...
by Galactic_Nerd-sk April 23, 2020
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school

a hellish prison created by satan to make kids learn about shit hat no one cares about.
school is prison for kids
by uiohjoi May 4, 2018
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School

Me: Burn the school now!
by SussyTom June 28, 2022
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School

School is a place where u learn things that matter. I'm fucking joking of course. Not a single thing that you Learn in school will actually help you in the real world. The so called 'teachers' are just there for the money and the fact that it makes them feel like they have some sort of power towards children. The office staff are all boomers that act like they forgot their medication. The principal does nothing. Oh and there always that one teacher who thinks he's in charge but isn't.
"Hey what did you learn at school today?"
"How important it is to leave on time"
by Realworld-Defonitions November 27, 2019
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School

school is a waste
by I C a n ' t s m i l e May 13, 2019
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School

Seven
Cruel

Hours
Of
Our
Lives
Also known as school you go to school yet don’t learn anything

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Stands for maths it’s pretty pointless
Person 1: “shit I have school”
Person 2: “ fuck off I have maths first and I already feel depressed
by Dsjtkfibehspsns January 27, 2021
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