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German oven

Is the action of pushing your Jewish sexual partner under the bed sheets then realising poisonous gas under the bed sheets and waiting for her to either to fall unconscious or to die then raping her or committing necrophilla whilst yelling Seig heil.
I found I was dating a Jew so I gave her a german oven and raped the hell out of her
by Bois club August 10, 2016
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German trumpet

An act of involving at least two parties where the male will shit into the females mouth. After cradleing the turd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male's anus by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.
Five years ago, Sebastians wife was being a bitch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. She has been the nicest lady ever since.
by Nk1992 July 7, 2016
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german pie

When you put it in her ass then her puss and cum on her face and pieces of shit come out it resembles a German marshmallow pie
Dude I gave Susan a German pie last night she loves it like thanksgiving
by Middletoe365 June 2, 2016
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Garmston

Ancient Egyptian for "he who possesses a remarkable chode."Garmston" is currently a name for a young man who reeks of self-confidence and is tall, dark, handsome and financially successful. He lives life a quarter mile at a time. Women have been known to laugh at his chode merely by standing in his presence. A Garmston is perhaps best known for his amazing ability to make a women laugh at his enviable chode.
Look that lad has a Garmston

Yeah short and fat
by Hi Lo piccolosEe June 29, 2016
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Garmston

Ancient Egyptian for "he who possesses a remarkable chode."Garmston" is currently a name for a young man who reeks of self-confidence and is tall, dark, handsome and financially successful. He lives life a quarter mile at a time. Women have been known to laugh at his chode merely by standing in his presence. A Garmston is perhaps best known for his amazing ability to make a women laugh at his enviable chode.
Look that lad has a Garmston

Yeah short and fat
by Hi Lo piccolosEe June 29, 2016
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Garmston

Ancient Egyptian for "he who possesses a remarkable chode."Garmston" is currently a name for a young man who reeks of self-confidence and is tall, dark, handsome and financially successful. He lives life a quarter mile at a time. Women have been known to laugh at his chode merely by standing in his presence. A Garmston is perhaps best known for his amazing ability to make a women laugh at his enviable chode.
Look that lad has a Garmston

Yeah short and fat
by Hi Lo piccolosEe June 29, 2016
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